Hackney

To be of poor or crappy quality. To be jimmy rigged. To be poor. To look like a caveman.

His house is so hackney, it dosn't even have a door knob...all i has is a deadbolt.

He bought the hackney brand of cheesy poofs....

That kid buys his clothes from the goodwill...he must be hackney

That kid looks like a caveman, is he related to hackney?

by Jebusite February 9, 2009

Hackney Cheese Burger

A sexual/nutritional act ideal for parties or BBQs. A woman lies on her back with her breasts exposed (the bread), and the chef (sex is unimportant, but for the sake of flavour ideally someone with a garlic-rich diet) curls out a brown trout between her tits (the meat) before a male participant then Harry Munks over it (the cheese). Hungry party goers can then take the cheese burger in both hands and chomp away.

The act gained its "Hackney" monkier from the London borough where it was first performed following the complete consumption of all regular BBQ food stuffs.

Bob - Hey, we're all out of hotdogs but I'm still starving.

Mike - Don't worry, I'm baking one off so I'll grab the misses and get her to rustle us up a couple of Hackney Cheese Burgers.

by Dr_Horse May 1, 2008

Hackney Trilby

Directly influenced by the Bukakke craze that swept Japanese secondary schools in the late 90s, a Hackney Trilby is the act of several men blasting off in to a trilby (or any brimmed hat) and placing it on to the head of a subject (often male).

So called because the practise originated in Hackney amongst the homosexual gangster hairdressing scene (hence why the only people who wear trilbys in Hackney are gay hairdressers).

Dave - Did you borrow my hat last night?

Mike - Sorry mate, we were down the Angel gagging for a Hackney Trilby and it was the only one around... do you want it back?

by Dr_Horse May 1, 2008

Hackney Jacket

Slang phrase for a coffin. Named after the inner-city London Borough of Hackney.

If you do that again, we'll fit you for a Hackney Jacket.

by huntaround January 15, 2010

Hackney Slut

A women from hackney who is easy and knows how to handle a 9 iron

It’s that hot I am dripping like a hackney slut

by Top shaaaga June 11, 2021

Hackney Half

When a London hipster pops ‘semi’ mid sesh after sinking a few craft beers with the boys

A young lady walks into a bar

Woah lad’s, I may have a hackney half coming on!

by Goldilockss0 July 28, 2019

Hackney

When a boxer tries to hop over the ropes or gets stuck in the ropes.

That boxer just pulled a hackney!

by Nick Griffin June 23, 2007