hacking the lettuce

euphemism for masturbation

studies show that hacking the lettuce 5 times a week reduces prostate cancer rates. That, and its fun too.

by McInnes May 15, 2005

hackin

substitute for: freakin', freaking, fricken, *uckin...etc.

I'm so hackin awesome...

by Hunter MH September 29, 2007

Asshole Hacking

When you shove a keyboard up your asshole and start hacking the computer

Hey man I’m asshole hacking your computer right now

by ChickenBiscuits0 April 4, 2019

hackintosh

a PC-clone that has had its operating system replaced with OS-X, making it effectively a cheaper, upgradeable Mac able to interface with most PC peripherals.

If that new lightweight Dell has the grunt to run OS-X, I might have to get one as my hackintosh at home.

by 5ynic July 16, 2007

hacking off

busting a nut, beating off, pounding off, jerking off, jacking off, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, rabbit in and out of the hole, driving over the bridge, firing off some white stuff, meatbag'in it, angering god, going blind, spraying the fire hose, milking the weasel, pleasuring yourself manually, touching yourself, taking a trip to England, forst'in the wheaties, abortion alternative, masturbation.

Dude, I was hacking off the other night and my mom walked in. So awk!!!

by coolcatgiantsfan August 14, 2010

Hacking Darts

Smoking a cigarette of any kind whilst inhaling the smoke and exhaling it.

Robert was hacking darts with his friend Brad

by bigslut69 November 3, 2010

Hackin' Packs

To smoke packs of cigarettes in a considerable amount of time.

Yo what did you do yesterday?
I was just Hackin' Packs.
Shit man I can only hack darts.

by J-BAILS13 June 22, 2010