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HackForums 

HackForums.net (often shortened to 'HF') is currently both the largest MyBB forum and hacking forum on the internet; with five and a half million posts, 558k threads and 158k members (as of 28/08/2010). Forum topics range from computer security, to website hacking, to human manipulation, to gaming, and even GFX and monetizing.

The owner, Jesse Labrocca (AKA Omniscient), is a self-employed webmaster with years of experience under his belt -- and currently administrating multiple large websites such as MyBBcentral and SupportForums, as well as HF.

As said by Omni himself, "HF is a computer enthusiasts site dedicated mainly to computer security but also has general interest topics where like-minded individuals discuss everyday life topics like movies, politics, school and other aspects of our society."
"The site is educational in nature where people share tutorials on coding, computer security, and even how to make money online."

As well as this, HF has a HiJackThis analyser team who specialise in virus removal, and clean member's computers for free in a special subforum. Members must post a HJT log, and will then be assisted by one trained HJT helper until they are clean. Any member may apply for training in the HJT team.

HF currently receives a new member every minute on average.
Person 1: Hey man, I think my computer is infected :/

Person 2: Well, maybe you should look on hackforums, they will remove viruses for you and there's some good tuts on security there.
HackForums by Raizo (Staff on HF) August 27, 2010
Words you can keep

HackForums 

A forum full of 12 year old virgin"hackers". Mostly talking about how they got no lives, trying to hack nulled sites.
Ex.1 "I just hacked NulledvBulletin.co.cc, lolz"
Ex.2 "HackForums is for faggots, wait what?"
HackForums by Hack Fourm low life August 22, 2011

hackforums 

A skiddie forum full of mentally challenged, yet spoiled adolescents that want to hack the gibson. They believe mybb reputation, and 30$ premium account is vital in order to become a true haxx0r.
Skiddie #1: DOES ANYONE HAVE A TUT HOW TO HACK GOOGLE.COM?

Skiddie #2: LOL MUDKIPZ BOXXY OVER 9000 LOLCATS 4CHAN ROFLCOPTER

Skiddie #3: * after registering on one of the available freehosts, uploading his "defacement" * U GOT HAXED; HACKFORUMS . NET WAS HERE

Owner (omniscent): Stfu kids, i just made 3000$ selling useless ub3r membership.
hackforums by lolsuplol November 12, 2010

hackforums 

HackForums is a forum dedicated to showing users legal and illegal methods of making money online
hackforums by UranusTBN November 23, 2013

Omniscient (hackforums) 

A greasy frustrated middleage cuckold who can not accept the fact that people have different opinions other than his, so he likes to abuse his power by banning people in order to feed his ego.
- Dude Omniscient (hackforums) banned me because he does not agree with my opinion.
- Well did you see his face on youtube? He does look like he has mild retardation. Just ignore him.

Hack-Forums

Hack-Forums.Com (often shortened to 'HF') is currently both the largest MyBB forum and hacking forum on the internet; with five and a half million posts, 558k threads and 158k members (as of 28/08/2010). Forum topics range from computer security, to website hacking, to human manipulation, to gaming, and even GFX and monetizing.

The owner, Jesse Labrocca (AKA Omniscient), is a self-employed webmaster with years of experience under his belt -- and currently administrating multiple large websites such as MyBBcentral and SupportForums, as well as HF.

As said by Omni himself, "HF is a computer enthusiasts site dedicated mainly to computer security but also has general interest topics where like-minded individuals discuss everyday life topics like movies, politics, school and other aspects of our society."
"The site is educational in nature where people share tutorials on coding, computer security, and even how to make money online."

As well as this, HF has a HiJackThis analyser team who specialise in virus removal, and clean member's computers for free in a special subforum. Members must post a HJT log, and will then be assisted by one trained HJT helper until they are clean. Any member may apply for training in the HJT team.

HF currently receives a new member every minute on average.
Person 1: Hey man, I think my computer is infected :/

Person 2: Well, maybe you should look on hack-forums, they will remove viruses for you and there's some good tuts on security there.
Hack-Forums by Hack-Forums May 19, 2016

Fuck All The HackForum Haters 

Fuck All The HackForum Haters - We own you bitches just mad because you're too stupid to use a computer and can't tell the difference between X86 to X64 and probably never will. You fail, go play some more RuneScape as you blast your Miley Cyrus Greatest Hits CD and bitch about things you can't comprehend so you try to put on blast instead. Have a good day, losers. :)

-Added to Urban Dictionary as proof you can add any definition to UD if you're one of us so eat a dick, u jelly bro?

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HFhater: Man that HackForums site is gay, I joined just to download hacking programs but I can't understand anything they're talking about, I clicked a link and now my computer is acting funny. :(

HFLeetUser: LMFAO Noob, brb, swatting all the computers on your network just because I can plus you're a douche and deserve it... owned. :)
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- Fuck All The HackForum Haters -

u mad bro? i bet u are nao lmfaooo
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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