hobknocker sucker

When a hobknocker goes to hit someone in the face with his penis but before he can do it someone sucks his dick. Usually the hobknocker shouts ''HOBKNOCKER SUCKER.'' and then passes out.

I was walking down a street, peacefully until a hobknocker sucker was in sight I then ran home.

It was 2am.....

by Zer0sec November 10, 2019

lady hobknocker

A lady who slaps people with her boobs.

That lady hobknocker just slapped him with her D cups.

by Foyd Rogers July 13, 2014

lady hobknocker

A lady who slaps people with her boobs.

That lady hobknocker just slapped him with her D cups.

by Foyd Rogers July 13, 2014

hobknocker

To hit someone in the face with the penis.

He was a real hobknocker!

by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 23, 2009

Hobknockery

The action of having sexual relations with your pets.

I've had enough of this hobknockery! Leave your pets alone you hobknocker!

by SamLayyJulie October 18, 2010

Hobnocker

Something gross and illegal

"You're a hobnocker"-British dude from iCarly

by iCarly fan(: February 9, 2009

Hobknocker

An allegedly defamatory aspersion of ostensible British origon used chiefly to assert the recipient's overt practice of something decidedly "gross" and "illegal"; as spoken in the American sitcom television series "iCarly".

"You filthy American hobknockers!

by Maimraid February 7, 2009