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hibernation

To disappear off the radar socially. Usually this happens after extended period of partying so a downtime is required to recover.
"Have you seen Maria lately? I haven't heard from her since that party two weeks ago."

"No, I haven't. She must have gone into hibernation."
by BlancoRussian May 11, 2014
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hibernating

When your laptop decides to turn off because it's "battery is low." Usually followed by a yell, a scream, or some profanity.
Haha, this video is hilarious! What, laptop, you're hibernating?! AAARGH! Shit, damn!
by Green Bucket(s) October 13, 2009
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haberdasher

1. A dealer in small wares, as tapes, pins, needles, and thread; also, a hatter.

2. A dealer in drapery goods of various descriptions, as laces, silks, trimmings, etc.
(primarily british)
"The haberdasher heapeth wealth by hats."
Customer: "hello guvn'r. I needs a cap"
Haberdasher: "good day sir. Might i intrest u in this fine 8/4" lambskin cap?"
Customer: "Blimey, 'tis a fine hat. I shall purchasae it. How much, whot whot?
by faggo delux February 19, 2005
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rectal haberdashery

Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.
You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?
by rm_you November 3, 2005
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Mental Hibernation

When ones mind shuts off in the winter and does nothing causing any mental/physical stress, even hanging out with friends.

Don't give a fuck about anything anymore.
Person A: "Hey why won't you talk to me and hang out with me anymore?"
Person B: "Because I'm in mental hibernation."
by Meytal Mantzur April 3, 2012
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Psycho Hibernation

A rare phenomenon when a infatuated teenage girl that is also bipolar during the school year suddenly becomes calm, stable, and fun to hang around during the summer hours. This happens most often at small private schools meant to help with learning disorders.
Sam: Man, I hung out with Sophie today
Ben: You mean the super crazy bitch who won't leave Jake alone?
Sam: Yeah man, she was really chill today, must be going through Psycho Hibernation
by S3pirion June 10, 2015
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stoner hibernation

ston•er hi•ber•na•tion

/ˈstoʊ.nɚ haɪ.bɚˈneɪ.ʃən/

the dormant state a stoner goes into after consuming too much THC
John: did you see the game yesterday?

Max: nah I ate too many edibles in the morning and ended up in stoner hibernation all day
by TheTallestPsychonaut July 20, 2023
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