hijackchick

That girl friend who hijacks all conversations and everyone’s attention. It’s all about her, all the time.

I’m out with my girl friends having a great time, when the hijackchick comes over and starts talking non-stop... She talks only about herself and no one has a chance to speak. It’s all about her, all the time. She’s so annoying and sucks the air out of the room.

by suzgirl September 21, 2019

Jinx Hijack

The occurrence of 2 or more people saying the same exact phrase at the same time.

But, instead of one of the participants exclaiming, "Jinx!" another person may exclaim "Jinx Hijack!" and "Hijack" the jinx from the victims, thus making them speechless.

{10:10:10 p.m.} Jack: I sure am hungry.
{10:10:10 p.m.} Brad: I sure am hungry.
{10:10:11 p.m.} Cecil: Jinx Hijack!

by Bradley Giglio June 29, 2008

shower hijack

When you start the shower in the morning to get it warm, but before you can get in, your significant other jumps in front of you.

This morning I started the shower to warm it up but my wife shower hijacked me

by diabolikal30 February 8, 2010

Justin Bieber Fan Page Hijacking

When a group or a single person tricks the stupid ass admins of a belieber facebook fan page into letting them become admin. They then delete the other admins and often turn it into different themes such as MLP:FIM, Spiderman, Slenderman, or anything against justin beiber faggot. Biebfags tend to RAGE when their facebook page is taken from them.

You:Can I please be an admin on the page? I am really good at imagines, I will do s4s and will stay active for as long as possible! I can help the page out as much as possible!
Them: Sure!
You: *Deletes everyone else and commits Justin Bieber Fan Page Hijacking*

by im-not-a-tripfag July 20, 2011

Hijack

A popular online pairing between Jack Overland Frost (Of Rise of the Guardians) and Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III (Of How to Train Your Dragon)

"Yeah I ship Hijack"
"But neither one of them are gay?"
"STFU"

by Aedan Frost March 22, 2013

Plane Hijacker Sex

When you have sex with someone from the Middle East either on accident or on purpose

Narrator: student watches porn and has plane hijacker sex

by Plat's gat December 10, 2021

Hamjacking

Tearing it up.
Kind of sexual but not really.
Pretty much just owning at whatever is happening.

or

The stealing of one's Ham or Ham product

or

Nagging.
Getting on someone's case.
Fucking Up

or

Doing something good; helping. Might sound sexual.

Yo dude, I totally just hamjacked at croquet yesterday.

Bro, that crazy ass bitch just hamjacked my fucking bacon!

Stop hamjacking me bitch!

Yesterday, after the party man, Lauren hamjacked me all the way home.

by Iknowhowtohamjack July 22, 2012