Hypstercrit

adjective

Someone who condescends those who conform, while pontificating their supposedly unique, ironic and disinterested persona, wearing contrasting styles from high-street shops, from their iPhone.

John - "Look what Dave's wearing, he's just given up, he looks like someone's uncle, I'll never end up like that!"

Eddie - "He just doesn't take himself too seriously. Man, you're such a hypstercrite!"

by MajorEyeswater September 10, 2014

Hypstercrite

A person who despises and makes fun of hipsters, while in reality, he/she is a hipster themselves.

Justin: Nice wolf shirt and beanie, you dirty hipster!

Tyler: Nice scarf, Ray Ban's and tight pants. God, you're such a hypstercrite.

by DrJones14 April 3, 2011

hypster

The person responsible for selling or generating "hype" about a new idea or thing. The person behind a HUGE public relations push.

"That guy was selling his junk hard. What a total hypster!"

by Dave James March 9, 2007

Hypster

The Hipster of the hip-hop world. Following every new trend convincing themselves that they are different from one another. Commonly using terms like "bro.." "swag" "ratchet" "turn up" etc. Although these species are common they are very hard to keep up with. With a new week brings up new slang terms, more colorful pants, music with meaningless lyrics, a rapper with a one hit wonder, etc. This definition is guaranteed to change just as hypesters do but you get the picture now.

"Hey bro your girl is turning up with that bro and actin a ratchet...bro" - Hypster

by Sauce213 June 19, 2014

hypstopia

The Dystopian fool's paradise that results when hipsters have finally completely consumed and cannibalized culture and anyone who has had anything to say against it has been effectively suppressed, ignored, and/or stigmatized. A prevailing blandness (despite often loud fashion styles) permeates all in existence. Elitism with a D.I.Y. look masks a gentrified consumer slave state that is destined to consume itself. Narcissism is masked by a shrill, hyper-"sensitive" obsession with political correctness for the sake of it and the appearance of diversity without the mess of the actual thing. A blase "enthusiasm" (at best) for "creativity and diversity" masks an innate fatalism and a rampant sense of apathy. All previous cultures and subcultures are dead and/or assimilated. Anger at the overhyped stagnation is considered by most to be reactionary, hateful, and even bigoted. The soul of all culture is dead while zombie hipsters play with its corpse and wear smug smirks on their faces and call it an act of counterculture when all they're really doing is sucking each other off and declaring themselves the arbiters of good taste, intellect, art, outsider lifestylism, etc. Everyone else left alive is too rich to care, too brainwashed to object, too bigoted to prove the hipsters wrong, and/or too desperate, powerless, and voiceless to make a difference.

When living in a hypstopia, authenticity is like sex. Both fetishized and stigmatized, it is used to sell everything but the real thing.

by VyleK October 14, 2012

Hypster

A person who is a fan of Hypnosis Mic.

This term tends to be used to describe fans of the rhythm game rather than the anime but most people who genuinely describe themselves as hypsters like both.
It has been deemed impossible to find a single cishet hypster

P1: "Hey what are you doing?"

P2: "Playing Hypnosis Mic."

P1: "Didn't you say you spent $200 on that game? You're such a hypster!"
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P1: "Want to watch Hypnosis Mic this weekend? I've finally got time to watch the anime."

P2: "I've already watched it twice.. Have fun though!"

P1: "WHATT? You're more of a hypster than me!"

by fag_enstarrie November 4, 2021

hypst

hypst, is a person that likes to talk a lot of trash on someone for someone else. they like to talk a lot of hype

i had five letters left, and i wanted to win scrabble

by justmike2000 July 23, 2004