Oh look, a Hummer. As you can see, the average Hummer drivers attire includes but is not limited to: Flatbill cap(typically worn backwards at an angle), aviators or some sort of sunglasses, TAPOUT shirt, and board shorts. Watch as he flaunts his wallet, and plastic girlfriend.
Look at that toolbag getting out of his hummer. Im not sure what costs more; The girl he's with, or the gas.
by Rocket1771 September 3, 2010
Get the Hummer mug.A Military styled 'SUV type' vehicle for everyday roads (unfortunately), which functions as an ego-booster for people who seek to intimidate other drivers by appearing to be big, tough MILITARY types. They usually appear wider and more 'bulletbroof' than most regular 'SUV's.
ANNOYED DRIVER TO A HUMMER-DRIVING HOTSHOT: Hey there wannabe soldier!, go buy yourself a TANK and go to war!. That'll show 'em how big of a man you are!
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Something which is said to be a piece of shit or garbage, from the sound of flies humming around shit, offal or garbage - mostly British colloquialism.
I tried that new operating system for a few weeks but it's a real hummer.
It looks OK on the outside but it's just another hummer.
It looks OK on the outside but it's just another hummer.
by Hank Zeitgeist August 6, 2007
Get the hummer mug.1. A company by General Motors, known for the H2. It's also a gas guzzler
2. A blowjob when the girl hums on your penis
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Cara: Hi Jordan! What's up!
Jordan: Nothing much. What about you?
Cara: Oh nothing, I just got a brand new Hummer H2.
Jordan: Oh, cool. You know, that thing is a gas guzzler, so, to pay for gas, you're gonna have to give Hummers to guys for money.
Cara: Ummmm... ok... so-
Jordan: Here's 20 dollars. Now give me a Hummer.
Jordan: Nothing much. What about you?
Cara: Oh nothing, I just got a brand new Hummer H2.
Jordan: Oh, cool. You know, that thing is a gas guzzler, so, to pay for gas, you're gonna have to give Hummers to guys for money.
Cara: Ummmm... ok... so-
Jordan: Here's 20 dollars. Now give me a Hummer.
by Jordan Stevens June 13, 2007
Get the hummer mug.An extremely oversized American SUV designed under General Motors that has approximately 1.2 - 3.0 miles to the gallon and can be seen mounted on HUGE 22'' - 52'' inch rims with at least 15 spot lights on the roof typically driven by a skinny white bitch!!!
Hey Fabian, Hey John, I drove my Hummer to pick up my kids from school this afternoon and I ended up hitting 59 parked cars, filling her up with $189.92 in DISEL GAS and running over 10 ducks by Century Village...not to mention I scared about 85, 85 year-olds!!!!
by iPhoneFR3AK November 6, 2008
Get the Hummer mug.A Hummer is an enormous vehicle that was designed to go off-road, although they are mostly driven by highly-paid executives (see yuppie) who need to drive a big vehicle to compensate for something smaller. Sometimes purchased by people who like to go off road, or by mothers who have a lot of kids and need something big to bring them around in, but mainly purchased by yuppies who need something to say that they make more money than you do. Hummer drivers are generally assholes who will cut you off given the chance, and won't hesitate to flip you off should you cut them off back. Hummers rarely see any dirt, except when their owners park them in the yard of their 3-story, 5-bedroom house.
Person A: "I just got a promotion, with a double salary! I'm going to use the extra money to buy a Hummer."
Person B: *dropkicks Person A*
Person B: *dropkicks Person A*
by TheAmazingNacho June 9, 2009
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