tu madre es homosexual

the spanish version of your mom gay

used to throw your opponent off

Joe: you suck i bet ur mom is dead
Me: oh yeah well tu madre es homosexual you communist scoundrel

by lil booty wipe February 21, 2018

shrek is a homosexual walrus

The term used by scientists to define the phenomenon that is when a green ogre has sexual intercourse with a walrus of the same gender, this teaches kids that you shouldn't be messing around with Shreks or walruses.

A 9 year old:"Did you know that Shrek is a homosexual walrus?!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"

by Shrek is love_Shrek is life. October 8, 2014

Del the funky homosapien

Part of the Deltron 3030 supergroup with Dan the Automater and Kid Koala. Their self-titled CD is so good it's ridiculous.

I ate some psychedelic mushrooms and listening to Deltron 3030 on headphones and it ruled.

by clamum February 18, 2004

Your family reunion a homosexual communion

The absolute worst insult you can ever use. Everything that has ever existed will be instantly obliterated if these foul words are ever used. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your daddy lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, “Your grandpap a trap”, “Your brother a mother”, “Your sister a mister”, “Your family tree LGBT”, and even “Your niece obese”.

Carl: Your mom gay lol
Jeff: Your daddy lesbian
Carl: Your granny a tranny
Jeff: *Gasp* Your grandpap a trap
Carl, now wounded: Your brother a mother
Jeff: Your family tree LGBT
Carl: Your niece obese
Jeff: Your family reunion a homosexual communion
Carl: Is instantly obliterated as his spiritual form goes straight down to the seventh circle of hell. As satan and god alike get down on their knees and weep as everything around them is shattered from existence. Everything is now gone. The universe is empty.

by The_Worst_2k_Split May 25, 2018

homosatchel

A bag proudly displayed by homosexuals. Most likely a small back pack or shoulder bag.

It's not a manbag it's my homosatchel!

by Stephen Elliott Sydney July 26, 2008

Homosexual

Me.

I am homosexual

by Pussbag McGee November 24, 2020

Del the funky homosapien

Del is bad ass because he has really good flow, is really original and uses such vivid and intellectual vocabulary that the yin yang twins probably couldn't understand a word he says.

"isn't eternal evil concerned with thievery
medieval prehistoric rhetoric well we ahead of that lay it down with soundwaves that pound pavement original minstrals my central processing unit" -part of the last paragraph in the song "3030"

by Clint Eastwood February 7, 2005