Horseshit Whisperer

Mack: Youse listening to the President's speech tonight?
Tony: You mean the Horseshit Whisperer?
by tirtle March 14, 2017
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Harvard Horseshit

Official corporate spin that tries to take a really bad situation and make it sound positive.
Harvard, after losing about 30% of their endowment value:

"In navigating the past year's storm, we developed greater financial flexibility, strengthened our investment team, sharpened our focus and positioned both HMC and the endowment to be robust, steady and, importantly, poised to benefit from growth in the world's economies,"

Jim: that is a pile of harvard horseshit.
by waytogo September 22, 2009
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happy horseshit

Phrase usually preceded with "a bunch of" referring to any number of persons, incidents, conversations, speeches, etc...in an unfavorable way. A fun way to say "bullshit" or "full of shit" while also lending a nice visual.
Colts win Superbowl 41?!?! Well, isn't that just a bunch of Happy Horseshit!!!
by Bitwit December 9, 2008
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Horseshit artist

Tommy is a sleazy liar with a habit of bullshitting. You could call him a horseshit artist.
by Badwig November 23, 2022
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happy horseshit

A term used to shorten other phrases like "What a day!" or "Fuckin' A"
by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005
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Happy horseshit sunshine

Phrase used to describe fluffy, Pollyanna-type things that have no value other than to make people feel good.
Who wants to read all this happy horseshit sunshine in the paper? Give me some real news.
by MT_Editorial January 3, 2009
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The humorous conversations you have (usually while drunk or high) that go on about abstract, "what if" scenarios for very long lengths of time, usually until someone says something stupid and you all quit so they won't talk again.
We had a flying horseshit conversation about maxi pads, and decided that they would be better off called "blood sponges," prompting the new cartoon character "Blood Sponge Square Pants."
by Jake December 9, 2003
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