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Honest

If you are reading this you know for a fact I'm telling the truth and you had better find evidence I'm telling the truth like the life of a child depends on it.
Hym "I'm brutally honest according to Matt Dillahunty. But your ploy isn't going to work. Someone needs to check up on these YouTube pundits and make sure they are a bunch of pedophiles using this ploy to try to get your kids killed by keeping me from getting paid for AI. They certainly LOOK like pedophiles."
by Hym Iam May 11, 2025
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Honest Dollar

A dollar you actually worked for, not ripped off from your friend or the Government. People who don't have an Honest Dollar are usually cheap and don't wanna contribute towards the normal expenses of everyday life.
"It's not free to take care of your drunk ass all night, can't you at least contribute an honest dollar?!"
by kyleandmelissa22 January 2, 2012
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honest injun

A phrase used to express the truthfulness of a statement, much like scout's honor. Considered impolite or not politically correct because "injun" is a slang term for an Native American Indian. This phrase has not been in common use for decades.
We never cheat on our taxes -- honest injun!
by ravenwaen January 7, 2010
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Honest Playa

An individual who engages in playing the field for members of the opposite sex, the only difference to a regular playa is that this species will give you the honest heads up and provide some caveats! They will tell you they are a playa no less, rather than stinging you in the tail later!

Occurs in individuals who like their clean and dirty fun for all with no consequences and with no one getting hurt.
Also happens to individuals who may have had setbacks in their life and so want to catch up.

But at least their letting you know that they are still working themselves out and don't need any commitments.

But thats OK!
Fig Mandem 1: "Hey Shanice, yo I just broke up completely this time with Tyrone. I cried a little, we had some beautiful moments and we will always have them. I'm gonna miss him, I'm upset!

Fig Mandem 2: "He did warn you though that he was an honest playa and still working out what he wants in life and what he likes, whilst still enjoying good times with attractive ladies like yourself."

Fig Mandem 1: "I know, I guess! :D The love is now friendship, never hate, I can't hate him, he didn't lie! :)"
by The_Resurrected October 25, 2018
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Honest cop

something that doesn't exist
Judge: So the knife belonged to you, DNA matches you, the home in which she got murdered belonged to you. Did you murder her?

Honest cop: Nope

Judge: I totally believe you!
by Hotpocketsboy December 8, 2010
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honest to god knock me out

also known as "h2gkmo". it was something ariana grande tweeted and her fans started saying it a lot
Alexa: "Look at this picture of Chris Hemsworth"
Me: honest to god knock me out
by hemswerths June 15, 2018
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honest work

A job that isn't the best paid but it's useful and legal
Auntie Louisa what do I do now? My girlfriend is pregnant

You get a job and support her the best you can. Even if it's something boring like working in a bakery.

But my mates will laugh at me

There's no shame in honest work that helps you provide for your family
by E.Briggs October 31, 2013
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