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hojoe

the AVERAGE joe thats a ho.
One who considers themselves as an average joe that sleeps with tons of women. Nobody considers these people to be ho's, sluts... You might see these average joes at the grocery store being average; but you dont know they are buying the whip cream for Julie and the pregnancy test for Stephanie
Yohan: "who is that guy always with these ladies?"
Robert: "He seems like an average guy to me.."
Yohan: "what does he have that i dont?"
Robert: "have you considered... he might be a hojoe"
Yohan: "ohhh... i would like to be this hojoe"
by coronalight February 2, 2009
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HoJo night

HoJo night
Time spent (generally between the hours of 12 and 4AM) in a Howard Johnson Hotel, in which one refuses to sleep for an unidentified reason. Rambling, having deep conversations, jamming to music and acting like a middle schooler are typically encouraged.
Carl: Why are you making such bad jokes?
Sally: Well, you see, last night was a HoJo night.
Carl: OH, I understand perfectly!
Sally: What?
by sallysal January 13, 2009
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Hojo Othello

1. A time-traveling super hero who closely resembles Dev Patel.
2. A popular television show
3. instant party
Dude did you see Hojo Othello yesterday? that was CRAZY. omg I can't wait for the next installment.
by supafoo November 28, 2009
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Hojin

Is a beautiful girl, she is loyal and a true friend. A lot of people talk shit about her but she's more beuatiful and smarter than all of the haters together. They think they take her down but only makes her stronger. She is a one of a kind, she deserves the world.
say a synonme to beautiful?
- Hojin!
by vivalla December 11, 2016
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Hojai

to tell someone that they are unlucky.
'I am stuck with Jophy. hojai
by 1234567890123456780 October 20, 2019
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Sloppy HoJo

To take a steamy dump between the mattress and box spring of a hotel before check out. Named after Howard Johnsons Hotel chain.(sloppy HoJo)
Man I am leaving Howard Johnson's a Sloppy HoJo for their uncomfortable bed and shitty service!!!
by dbrock591 January 9, 2008
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Hojo

Holy shit, what is wrong with you people? "Hojo" is the Japanese word for assistance, aid, or support. I've never seen more ludicrous definitions for something like this in my entire life.
Hojo, it basically means "help," what you all need.
by apissedoffsomeone March 27, 2013
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