Hotchalanche

A term used to describe the wrath of Behavioral Analysis Unit Chief Aaron Hotchner (known as 'Hotch'), of Criminal Minds fame. Usually cool, calm, and collected, Hotchner has, on occasion, lost the plot with an unsub during a case. The result is terrifying.

OMG, did you see the Hotchalanche in last night's episode?

(general exclamation when it dramatic Hotch-related event occurs) HOTCHALANCHE!

by gilesy_09 August 22, 2009

hitchslap

The act that noted rational atheist Christopher Hitchens must employ on theologists when they attempt to enter discussions that require logic for proof and not "faith".

Christopher just hitchslapped Ned Flanders again when he tried to use the circular reasoning as proof that his theory is true because the Bible supports it.

by AcidLizard April 8, 2009

hotchsexual

having sexual feelings for aaron hotchner

i love hotch so much that i’m now hotchsexual

by Dancer C December 29, 2020

Midnight Hitchhiker

When you're lying next to your partner (preferably when they are sleeping but awake works just as well) adjust your hand into the hitchhiker position (thumb up) and launch your thumb directly into their butthole. After insertion is complete, make sure to thank them for the ride ;)

While in the spooning position, Rafaela was sleeping and Sebastian gave her the midnight hitchhiker in order to wake her up so he could get another ride aka sit on his dick.

by Socratittiess February 5, 2010

the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

1: A book.

Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one- more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty-Three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philospophical blockbusters, Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway?

In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galatica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryhal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.

First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words Don't Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.

2: Also a book, written by Douglas Adams, which centers on the book that the book takes its name from. Not to say that the book deals entirely with the book, but that the book is, in the book, a central part. Of the book, that is.

Don't Panic!

by Vee Are Are Schee March 28, 2004

Abercrombie's Hitch

A guy or girl that uses one or two Abercrombie shirts to look for someone to hook up with.

Pat: Nice Shirt, Abercrombie's Hitch?
Chris: Yep.
Pat: Cool.

by Chris Was Here June 9, 2009

hitchups

307,775 words of epic storytelling, crazy complex headcanon, and mindblowing character development, all encased within both the book and movie canon of How To Train Your Dragon, yet maintaining accuracy of time period and relative geography, culture, folklore, and mythology. Will need much brainpower to muscle through the entire thing in one sitting. Described by the author The Antic Repartee as "This is adventure, this is friendship, this is drama, this is humor, this is family, this is fantasy, this is experience." Read at your own risk.

I read Hitchups and my mind exploded.
The writer of Hitchups is a maniacal, sneaky, diabolical genius.
Hitchups is more accurate than my history textbook.

by venturasgirl April 28, 2014