Hofrick

A STL native who can drink massive quantities of alcohol and never get a buzz. Has been known to suck back a few gallons of gasoline and give women of ill repute Dirty Sandy Duncans. At one point in the early 90's rocked a camaro cut. Also Known as Herry Jaines.

Luke : " Do you see that guy fucking that woman's eye socket"? Kevin " Yeah, thats Hofrick "

by Railroad October 26, 2007

Hofstra Squirt

When you eat hofstra food for more than two days in a row. And at unexpected times you try to fart and it feels wet. you feel like you may have shat yourself but maybe not. upon further inspection you realize that you squirted a little bit out of your asshole. but not enough to leave the cheeks it doesnt get on your boxers but it still sucks.

Hofstra red is not real. The Hofstra Squirt is...for sure

"I was taking my final and then i got the Hofstra Squirt and had to sit with a wet asshole until I was finished. By the time i got to wipe it was all crusty and gross"

by hofstra squirt May 20, 2008

Mr. Hofschild

The greatest most amazing teacher in the world. He's also short, and good at doing physics.
Has a goatee, glasses, and is a beast.

Student1: I have a good teacher.
Student2: Is his name Mr. Hofschild?
Student1: No.
Student2: Then shut up.

by Special Kyle May 27, 2010

Hofstra University

A beautiful 240 acre campus right outside of New York City. It ranks top in the nation for business, communications, education and liberal arts and sciences offering over 140 majors. It has hosted large events such as the third Presidential Debate, Gubernatorial Debate, and Live at 75 with Trey Songz and Jimmy Fallon. Hofstra is an incredible place to be.

Kid 1: What is the best campus you have visited when looking for schools?

Kid 2: I liked a lot of them, but Hofstra University was definitely my favorite!

by I<3HU November 9, 2010

Hofstra University

(a) A private university located in Hempstead, NY.It is located on Long Island and filled with DRAMA.

(b) It is very easy to get booty in Hofstra because girls are easy.

"I went to Hofstra and hooked up with a guy who lied about having a girlfriend. so much drama!"

by Mookie January 31, 2005

hofrontation

any fight involving a ho

I had a hofrontation with my ho.

by Big Cat Daddy May 5, 2009

Hofscience

Hofscience is the Fayian interpretation of science and scientific procedures. It utilizes the Fayian prefix "Hof", meaning, "Much poon involved".

*Imagine you are sneezing and saying the word "science", at the same time.

Ex: The world hofscience is a world hofmystery

by Hofscience October 12, 2013