hmp

help me please

help me please is usally used pretty much... if u need help
and some people could use it as a trick

logo405: dude, this kid is gonna beat me up! hmp!
lilcritter42: ok

by kevin =) February 11, 2008

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Hmp

High Maintenance Punkin'

Pet name for when your wife spends a lot of money.

Or buys more things she already has, just newer models.

"I'm going to build a new closet for for my HMP's boots and clothes"

by Concerned Husband November 02, 2013

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Honeymoon Phase: the period in any relationship/event/goings on/etc. when everything is dreamy, and you don't actually see the bad in anything.

Do not say HMP phase.

Ughh, look at those lovebirds holding hands. Still in the HMP.

Or

Girl, once the HMP ended, I got outta there so fast!

by VjustV August 12, 2011

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HMP is leading political party.

by greatgujarati January 28, 2018

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HMP Five Wells

An extremely large prison in Wellingborough, which happens to be one of the most expansive, as well as controversial and mysterious prisons in history, surrounded by scepticism alongside conspiracy theories, such as the prison being run by the Illuminati, used as a stronghold and base of operations, which is also used to either hold those they deem as threats, or individuals of high importance. Other theories suggest that the prison is purely a incarceration device, for those who are unvaccinated.

Reece: Fam, have you seen the size of HMP Five Wells?

Keeton: Yeah bro, as long as the feds don’t find out about the Hemmingwell operations I won’t end up there…
Reece: I’ve heard it’s actually an Illuminati base if operations though fam?
Keeton: shh fam, no one’s meant to know.

by johnnybrasco January 08, 2022

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