Hisham

A very nice person but described as negative man in urban dictionary.

-hisham is a nice person

by hisham doremon November 22, 2021

Hisham

a normal guy who is an introvert. does not have any love for a comic or a film but rather a nice guy. can be wierd and disturbing something but in general he's just a really nice guy who will always forgive someone no matter one. he also never wants to start a fight with no one as he know he has no fighting skill and no skills.
-nice
-no interest in films/novels
-skinny
-can be wierd sometimes
- more good looking than bad looking

person-1 oh you want to go to that one area with our friends and hisham
person 2- who's hisham again?
person 1- nvm

by totatotatotatota July 23, 2025

Hisham Moment

A Hisham Moment - often abbreviated to HM - is best described as a divinely blissful feeling, achieved when a confluence of factors come together in a surprising and unintended manner to create enlightened ecstasy. Its origins date back to Hisham II, the third Ummayyad Caliph of Spain. Originally the caliph in 976, he was held hostage in 1009 and lost the throne. His Hisham Moment came when against all odds, he was reinstated as Caliph by Slavic troops of the Caliphate in 1010.

Notable examples of Hisham Moments includes fathers on the Maury Povich show when they are told You Are Not the Father following a paternity test.

Note: Hisham Moments are not to be confused with Miracles, which actually require Godly intervention

Having been with his vegan wife for 4 years, Hisham had all but given up on trying to convince her to partake in the joys of eating meat and all its derivatives. Mother Nature however had other plans for our newlyweds, and upon reaching the second trimester of her pregnancy, Kinza began to feel urges and cravings towards meat. She eventually succumbed to her desires and instructed Hisham that she wanted a burger. He chuckled, believing it to be a wind-up. So she grabbed him by the scruff of his shirt and screamed "Does it look like I'm joking?" It was then that it finally dawned on him what those words meant. Something he never dared dream of, even in his wildest imaginations. He gulped. Then gulped again. Then a smile appeared on his face, as his lips began to quiver and his eyes began to water, and he nodded. He nodded in approval like no man has ever nodded before. For he was basking in the Hisham Moment and savouring every second of it - the moment his wife finally joined him in enjoying a burger.

Francis: I saw Janine sneak into your room last night you cheeky bastard, go on then, spill the beans
Jamal: Haha yea, she always gets frisky after badminton. I happened to be standing there as soon as she finished her set
Francis: Well? How was she? Surprise sex is the best sex
Jamal: It was definitely unexpected, but not a Hisham Moment by any stretch of the imagination. She just lay there like a possum while I did all the work
Francis: Ouch. Well every hole's a goal mate

by DoesSheEvenGoHere October 11, 2017

hisham hinnawi

/hëešhàm:hÿnnãwį/
Adjective

1. Disgustingly dirty
2. To an extreme and often disgusting extent
3. Highly unpleasant, especially to the senses; physically nauseating.

Person 1: Did you clean the toilet today?
Person 2:No

Person 1: WTF?! Cant you see its been Hisham Hinnawi for the past week!

by moegore December 19, 2015

Hisham Khalifa

Akbar sharmouta

Hisham Khalifa akbar sharmouta

by Karim Akl January 27, 2021

dirty hisham

When an arab man takes an unwilling participant, male or female to the nearest Jimmy Johns parking lot and forcibly cums in his/her hair and/or ankle.

“Sophia from Lafayette had a dirty hisham happen to her.”

by kidboy2006 June 17, 2020

yassin hisham

the type of person you can bully if youre bored,not the best looking but will make u fall in love with him. he craves fights

omg thats such a yassin hisham!

by donkokok November 21, 2022