storm heitman

To laugh out loud when no1 else is laughing and when its not even funny

mrs oehling: today were learning about greece

Storm:AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH

everyone else: .............

by t benzy April 10, 2003

Hitman

Someone who is payed to kill.

"Ryan was choked to death by a hitman using fiber-wire"

by Devil May Cry July 22, 2003

Hitman

If someone hates you and wants you dead they will hire a hitman to come and kill you for money.

Ruby: I fucking hate you Rebecca!
Rebecca: are you intimidated you bitch, be jealous of my hair all you want.
Ruby(later that night): I’m borrowing your phone dad!!
Hitman Rogers: On it, she’s a cunt.
Rebecca’s bitch of a mum the next day: Rebecca will no longer be attending school.

by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass November 4, 2019

Headshot Hitmarker

When you are playing an FPS game and you shoot someone in the head and get a red hitmarker but that person does not die.
Commonly caused by lag.

P1: lol you missed
P2: OMG DUDE I HIT A HEADSHOT HOW DID YOU NOT DIE... WTF.. I HAD A HEADSHOT HITMARKER
P1: You cant aim bruh
P2: OMFG AGAIN WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME

by ybcuber September 17, 2018

hitman

Also called Cleaners, many hitmen today do very unexciting work. Mostly just making people's spouses (who they've paid to off them)look like they accidentally got in a car crash. Unlike in the movies, hitmen can be old, out of shape, unsophistocated, unrelated to any mobs and can also occasionally be women. Hitmen don't kill because they like it, necessarily, just because they like the money.

See cleaner. Also, they are in an off way related to bounty hunters, who are self employed persons who hunt for hitment.

The hitman was paid 10 grand to off the woman's husband.

"It's nothing personal, it's just business," the hitman said as he put the gun to his head.

by toee May 24, 2006

Lube the Hitman

Mafia hitman of the 1930's who killed his victims by forcing them to ingest large quantities of lube. Lube is known to have killed at least seven different men in and around Portland, Oregon.

Lube was known to wear spandex underneath his trenchcoat, thus he was also know at Moose Knuckle

Snipe: Lube the hitman is one bad dude
Gypsy: Yeah.... he sucks at halo

by Lustrious March 4, 2008

heitmannized

an accelerated state of intoxication which causes one to part take in unreasonable activities and destructive behavior.

Chris and Jay were soo heitmannized after the game, they jumped the fence and charged the field.

by Tim Mooney November 7, 2006