hywi

How you want it

That guy is in hywi gang

by Philadelphia Philadelphia April 26, 2017

Haywire

Haywire is when you start spazzing out and go crazy and move your head in a terrible way making horrendous noises. Haywiring can even get people around you killed if they don't look away from you soon enough.

Baby's haywire KILLED ME ON SPOT - Local Dead guy
Springtrap's haywire is just horrifying

by saKJADDS May 6, 2020

Haywire

coolest band EVER!!!! check out their site at www.purevolume.com/haywire!!!

Dude1: Hey dude do you like food?
Dude2: Nope i like Haywire idiot

by drummer March 21, 2005

HDYSI

An acronym that stands for "How Dumb Your Shit Is". Used as a quick exclamatory declaration to sysadmins and other savvy tech specialists to denote exactly how dumb your shit is especially when an otherwise effective program has a glaring defect.

Damn google, you banned the word "Lolita"? HDYSI

Damn faceberg, you called my website unsafe and spammy!? HDYSI

Damn twatturd, you shadowbanned conservatives? HDYSI

Damn Apple, I can't download an mp3? HDYSI

Damn Jewtube, you banned conspiracy theories? HDYSI

by hdysi September 24, 2019

Haywidower

An unmarried man who has lost his significant other by death.

Lydia: You didn’t hear? Michael is a haywidower now.

Lucille: What? Ebony (Michael’s girlfriend) is dead?? How??

by Prettylady September 14, 2020

haywire

The state of a finished repair or construction project that has been engineered with ingenuity due to the parts or materials available, which also causes trouble later

I haywired the TV using a metal hanger and a pop can

by ealanisg February 8, 2022

hywidal

Hywidal is a typing error of the word physical. Was used in a random guy's tiktok once.

E.g They never initiate any hywidal contact anymore.

by demi.(^^) January 7, 2024