Hazelnutting

When you dip your balls in Nutella (or any hazelnut butter), then proceed to T-bag your significant other. (could also be a prank)

My kinky/hungry girl friend wanted to try something new, so we bought some Nutella and I ended up hazelnutting her last night.

by Basstard May 10, 2015

hazelnutter

A hazelnutter is when a man bends over and starts shitting so the shit gets on his balls. It is often used as a flavor enhancer for the balls during sex.

No anal sex for Bob tonight because he tried to do a hazelnutter and acted like a real Triquecta about it.

by SmackAttack86 July 3, 2018

Hazelnut mudslide

Ejaculating into your partner's anus after anal intercourse. Then said partner runs to the bathroom to let the hazelNUT mudslide flow into the porcelain throne.

Hey babe want to get wet and wild tonight since the kids are away?
Babe: Sure, but what new position do you want to try out this time?
Guy: I've actually always wanted to give you a hazelnut mudslide.

by Wetterandwilder May 10, 2023

hazelnut

Slightly racist way of imitating Native Americans' phrase "ehs, you know it". Common in the Dakotas.

Jaden: "Did you see those trashy nates?!"
Brock: "Hazelnut."

by DannyK June 7, 2005

hazelnutsicle

when your nut gets frozen (shrinked version) in other words, a very cold nutsack that others can bite (much like a fudgicle)

The other day, Chris N. was standing on Kellys bed, and it was a very cold night, so he opened the window. The next morning, Scott found him lying naked in his bed but at least he got to enjoy a hazelnutsicle.

by the hobbits nut October 8, 2008

hazelnut

something very obvious.

1+1=2 is a hazelnut you bastard

by crunk m June 7, 2005

Hazelnut

A nut in which many people are allergic to and may possible die from. Also a person typically someone that is brown in color (since hazel is a shade of brown), that is short typically the shortest person in the room, that is also very outgoing and probably one of the greatest of friends a person could ever have.

Martin: Is that an Apple Pie!
Haider: No it is a hazelnut pie.
Martin: Oh looks like I can't eat that then.

by Mario Mikhailovich March 16, 2020