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Harold Park

During the experimental detonation of a gamma bomb, scientist Mr.Park, Harold's father, rushed to save a teenager who has driven onto the testing field. Pushing the teen into a trench, Mr.Park himself was caught in the blast, absorbing massive amounts of radiation. He awakened later in an infirmary, seeming relatively unscathed, but when he got his wife pregnant his son transformed into a lumbering grey form that breaks through the wall and has "excessive anger".

Furthermore Harold Park began weight-training at two. He was awarded the title of Mr. Universe at age 4 and went on to win the Mr. Olympia contest a total of seven times. Park has remained a prominent face in the bodybuilding sport long after his retirement, and has broken several walls, and faces.
1) Oh damn! There goes Harold Park smashing through walls again!

2) Harold Park quickly became angry at inanimate objects for being lazy.

3) Look, it's typical Harold Park punching people in the face.
by THE HAROLD August 10, 2009
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Harold Lauder

A character from Stephen King's novel, "The Stand". He masturbates bitterly at one part of the story.
A description of Harold Lauder's actions from The Stand:

"In the hour before dawn, he replaced the diary in Fran's pack and secured the buckles. He took no special precautions. If she woke, he thought coldly, he would kill her and then run. Run where? West. But he would not stop in Nebraska or even in Colorado, oh no.

She didn't wake.

He went back to his sleeping bag. He masturbated bitterly." (562)
by Godzilla himself April 4, 2010
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Harrold Middle School

A piece of junk that several hundred unlucky students have to attend. A synonym is prison. You get ISS for no reason and detention is given out like candy.

Seeing rapists outside of this place isn't rare.

Everyone smells like horse tits and has zits on their eyes.

You learn nothing in any class and you'll be lucky to make it out without getting an STD.

Every girl breaks the dress code just to try and look cool.

Boys dream about their future times in the high school smoking pot.

That's all she wrote..
James: "Hey did you fail that Science test?"

Peter: "Of course! This is Harrold Middle School"

or...
by 12345monkeys May 26, 2013
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Harold Army

A army of deadly frogs who want to conquer the whole milky way. They love to eat cookies and milk. There are 3 forces in the Harold army, the Navy, (Harolds in coconut suits) The air force (Paper airplanes) and the Harold Military (Paper tanks). If you mess with the Harold army they will capture you and feed you too the captive Swanodendrons and Patricias whom they force to make milk and cookies.
The Harold Army will haunt your dreams.
The Harold Army will eat you.
The Harold Army will capture you.
The Harold Army defeated the Patricias.
by The Harold Army April 17, 2019
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working hard or hardly working

Funny play on words used by successful management types. Can be combined with finger guns for the ultimate combo.
Supervisor: Hey Joe! Working hard or hardly working? Hahahaha.

Joe: Hahahahaha! You're the best boss ever!
by dunderscott January 4, 2010
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harold and kumar

Harold and Kumar is a very halarious movie espeacially when you are smokin'. In the movie Kumar gets a quater of Durban and he hides it in his M CATZ book. It turns out at the end that they get a whole pound from Bradley.
At night i smoke while watching Harold and Kumar smoke too. If i saw the movie sober i would just want to smoke and not watch that movie sober ever again.
by scott osbourne May 13, 2005
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Large Hardon Collider

1. A well known, international penis jousting/fencing tournament.

2. A slang term for a 'Gay Bar'

(not to be mistaken with the large hadron collider)
1. 'I made it into the semi-finals of the large hardon colider.'

2. 'hey, you heading down to the large hardon collider later?'
by Mr McGranty January 26, 2010
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