Techual Harassment

The act of a person, or people, harassing you because of your choice or preference towards a particular type or brand of technology.

Example 1:
Ignorant douchebag #1: "I can't believe you bought an iPhone, you know they're inferior to an Android phone in every conceavable way!"

iPhone Owner "Hey man, that's Techual Harassment. The iPhone is a great phone".

Example 2:
Ignorant Douchbag #2: "Dude, why do you have Windows Vista on that machine? You know it's, like, bloated and less secure and stuff".

Windows Vista Ownder "Hey "dude", stop techually harassing me, I don't appreciate it".

by Philbuntu August 31, 2010

harassholes

Noun:

aggressive, detestable, despicable people who repeatedly torment, annoy or persistently pester another

possible types of 'harassholes': aggressive drivers, telesales & timeshare sales associates that don't take no for an answer......etc

by Twiglett March 15, 2010

Harass Messaging

the act of continuously sending someone meaningless messages just for the sole purpose of annoying them.

"Ugh this is so annoying," said Arnold as he dropped his phone on the table with a loud sigh.
"What's the matter?" asked Joe mysteriously.
"Oh, Frank is harass messaging me," Arnold replied, clearly annoyed.

by Joe the Hoe October 19, 2012

sexual harassment panda

A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.

"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"

by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005

harassle

When the act of getting harassed is causing a hassle. For example, somebody making you do something that is really out of the way and they insist that it is done now when you really don't want to. It can be summed up by pretty much anything your parents ask you to do.

Man, house-sitting my parents dogs this week is going to be such a harassle.

That's all the way over town! What a harassle.

by hecantalk March 19, 2007

Exual Harassment

The act of not letting go after a breakup. Specifically, when the former boyfriend/girlfriend calls, emails, sends gifts, etc. that are unwanted and make the other person highly uncomfortable.

Girl 1: I'm gonna stop taking his calls. I'm tired of him crying and begging for me to take him back. It's creeping me out.

Girl 2: Dude, you shouldn't put up with that. That's exual harassment!

by HopelessCynic July 24, 2010

brohm and haas

A variation of bro, probably the most addictive form to say. Named from the century old Rohm and Haas chemical manufacturing company, a subsidiary of The Dow Chemical Company.

Friend 1: Whats up bromosexual?
Friend 2: Nothing much brohm and haas.

by Brohan Sebastian Bach March 5, 2011