hamburglar

A person who steals hamburgers.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that dude that stole 50 frozen hamburgers from McDonalds?

Person 2: Yes. They're calling him the hamburglar.

by SGP'y June 8, 2016

hamburglar

A drunken chick who likes to jump on meat (dick) and then steal the person's wallet.

Dude, don't tap that! She's a hamburglar.

by brobi1kinobi March 1, 2011

hamburglar

A Hamburger stealing dickless, little bastard, that enjoys rubbing catchup and mustard all over his nipples and will most likely die a virgin unless he finds a hooker willing to have sex with him.

Aw God Damnitt, that bastard Hamburglar just grabbed that burger strait from my fucking hands.

by Congreeman Jim McDermot October 13, 2006

Hamburglar

An incompetent driver; anyone who shows a lack of competence behind the controls of a motorized vehicle.

Friend 1: So how is the road trip going?
Friend 2: Well I just entered Jersey and- OH GOD THAT HAMBURGLAR RAN OVER THOSE CHILDREN!

by Arnettia August 16, 2010

Hamburglar

this Person likes to Attract atTention fRom the polIce and other Casual onlooKers, by stealing My Curvasious burgers with their bright Green leAves of lettuce and plumb buNNs. The Hamburglar's favorite saying is, "Be smart, make the connections, and maybe you'll find the real Hamburglar!"

A masked, and caped night stalker who steals people food from fast food joints. This theif goes by the name of Hamburglar

by sleepingsquirrel May 6, 2009

hamburglar

A person with red hair.

You: "Hey, look at that filthy, soulless, ginger-pubed ranga over there!"

Educated Friend: "What, the hamburglar?"

by Daniel Rose August 8, 2007

hamburglar

Vlad, the Russian of White Lake

"I do not come for to ice skate, I come for to crash," said Vlad

by Chris Justin Jeremy April 1, 2005