Loose hairs

When your hair falls out, then you sing "LOOOOSE HAIRS."

Yo, Shane, you got some loose hairs?

I don't think so.

*hair falls out*

:o LOOSE HAIRS

by BALLSACK February 20, 2018

short hairs

A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very difficult or hopeless situation," equivalent to "to have someone by the balls."

It was a real Catch 22! They had me by the short hairs, and they knew it.

by bill September 6, 2005

Dome Hairs

Stray pubic hair that grows on your dome, an alias for penis.

Man #1: Don't you hate it when you're at the urinal, and you realize you missed a spot shaving?
Man #2: Werd
Man#1: I completely missed my tip!
Man#2: Dude, you have dome hairs?!?!

by TinaTurnerHitchHiker June 23, 2009

splitting hairs

To argue about an inconsequential and trivial aspect of an issue

When you are accused of being forty-five minutes late for an appointment, you are splitting hairs to say that you were really only forty minutes late

by Rafael Nunes February 5, 2006

fine as frog hairs

Beautiful; stunning; a girl that is considered extremely attractive.

Tony Romo's celebrity girlfriends are fine as frog hairs.

by Anonymous Poster December 27, 2007

red hairs

the small orange hairs found on nugs of marijuana usually only found on the dank bud

dude check out this new sac its full of red hairs

by mike harris January 17, 2005

Jew Hairs

Short and curly hairs in the pubic region. Resembling the short curly hair on a jew.

Last time my wife gave me a bj, she came up with a mouth full of jew hairs.

by meatblaster April 3, 2010