Sexual Hairball

When a women goes down on their partner who leaves their pubes untamed. The next morning they are still picking out hair out of their teeth and off their tongue, gathering up enough to make a ball of hair.
'I over herd mom tell you that you gave her a Sexual Hairball last night.'
by Crimson_Shadows October 24, 2011
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Havana Hairball

a sex act where after you cum in the chicks mouth, you shave your pubes into her mouth and force her to swallow. she will choke it back up like a hair ball.

its from havana because cubans are hairier and make for better hairballs
"Dude, i gave her a havana hairball and when she choked it up it hit me in the chest!"
by whatsupdude13 February 16, 2009
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hairball complex

The hairball complex is very similar to people who are narcissistic however instead of putting there needs first or wanting to be the center of attention someone with the hairball complex will refuse to speak to you and/or block you if you even slightly do something they don't approve of
1. Dylan: have you met Colin he has a total hairball complex?
Dave T.: no I haven't met him but I'll probably avoid him if he has a hair all complex.
by Egg_gamer September 12, 2022
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mental hairball

a word or phrase coughed up at random
"It's a matter of letting ideas flow by pulling that mental hairball from your creative shower plughole, rather than forcing the words to come out of your fingers, sit up straight on the page and make sense"
by luckybever December 02, 2009
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Deep Fried Hairballs

Hairballs that have been tossed in a deep fryer. Preferably ones that have been regurgitated by a cat. Considered a delicacy across the world.
by Thesauceboss89 August 22, 2011
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electronic hairball

When an electronic device inexplicably stops working and, after multiple and different attempts to get it to work again, i.e., unplugging, plugging back in, re-booting etc., it starts working again.

It had an electronic version of a hairball.
After resetting the DIP switches and software configurations, the jimsonator started working again. I guess that cleared the EHB (electronic hairball).
by Arcturan May 28, 2011
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hairball

An impossibly complicated and contrived situation or concept.
The user's understanding of computers was so wrongheaded as to be a hairball of ignorance and superstition, the origin of which may never be fully discovered or understood.
by thePenciler March 14, 2015
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