Gorney

A super nigger, usually a tall Italian America with some African descent.

Hey Tony quit being a gorney and take care of all your illegitimate kids.

by The Leap Frog May 26, 2018

Gurney

A word only to be used in a negative way to describe a moozer, a schmoozer, or an otherwise Mooklin. Usually accompanied with the following nicknames: Mooklin, Mookster, Mikey Moo, McMichaelton, The Mook, Mookel, Mookelhaus, or Mookeltin. You can usually find him with henny, and when bae is squad but finna is lit.

Wow, that Mikey Mookster Mooklin McMichaelton is a real gurney.

by Eric Krisp December 13, 2016

gurney journey

a journey on a stretcher to the hospital after being incapacitated

a guy got pissed off at this dude in a bar so he sent him on a gurney journey straight past Pluto

by superiorbreed August 20, 2018

garney

Susan’s Artisan Bread

We Smithers it in heaps of butter and scoffed her giant garney

by Marvin Morose April 30, 2021

gurney

This word is another word for
“fat”
“enormous”

“YOU GURNEY”
“YOU ACTUAL GURNEY BEAR LOSE “Weight”

by unknown barbie doll June 20, 2021

Gurney

Gurney - ɡɝ .ni
- A word that, if you say it too fast, too much, sounds like a very widely known racial slur (the N-word).

Commonly used to prank friends to say the N-word

Guy 1 - “Hey you! Say gurney 10 times fast!”

Guy 2 - “Uhh ok, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney.”

Guy 1 - “Haha! Listen care What you just said!”

Guy 2 - “ Aww come on, go fuck yourself.”

by Mister_Craigy March 27, 2024

Gurney Surfing

How you get yourself hospitalized and go through a revolving door of residential treatment centers to stay at places, sleep all day, and not have to work: all at your insurance’s cost.

That Morty has been to three treatment centers for no reason, he’s totally gurney surfing!

by LeadCA April 4, 2025