Squirty girdle

A sexual act in wich a woman takes a large amount of laxitives and empties her bowels into a skin tight girdle until it over flows and squirts our onto their sexual partner.

“Dude you let her give you a squirty girdle?!”

by Somniphobia_- November 30, 2022

fat'n'girdle

two women fighting, so fast that they're just a blur

those girls were wailin' on each other so hard and fast that all you could see was fat'n'girdle

by fleenster August 11, 2006

slack ma girdle

slang for "suck my dick"

background information: This term was coined in Charleston, Illinois in the mid nineties by the local physics club at Eastern Illinois University. nobody knows exactly why, but the term is still in widespread use today at EIU.

Monica: Do you want me to collate that for you Mr. President?
Bill: Hey bitch slack ma girdle!

by Shane and Roy November 8, 2007

gwindleberry

-A person who makes consistent errors or thinks they are right when they know they are wrong.
-They know they are gay but will not admit it
- They have family bath time

Luke was such a gwindleberry last night, he said that in the book, To kill a mockingbird Scout and Jems aunt is Aunt alexandra burke

by Hellolendon July 18, 2011

Girdle Wax

You’re driving and have to shit. You lose the battle. The seat heater is on so it liquifies in your draws. You get out of the car to head in the house but the cold air causes it to once again solidify. Thus becoming caked onto your undergarments like wax

Friend: “Dude, after the bar yesterday, I was driving home and got some serious girdle wax.

by Njpfunny December 9, 2024

Gordie girdle

An old used tire you wrap around your gut to make your dink look smaller. Used for formal occasions.

Jen: Damn dat boy so fly...
Jens Fat Friend:Bitch, he probz just done got himself a gordie girdle!

by Trexasaurus June 30, 2016

Gerbil girdle

Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.

You guys wanna come over and see my gerbil girdle?

by Dump truck January 24, 2017