The Guzzler

A brilliant super-hero alter ego! Based on the massive amount of cum one can guzzle.

Eitan: Who is that superman
David: They call him...the guzzler
Scott "The Guzzler": I could kick and guzzle a banana tree to death in under 60 seconds
Eitan: Oh Wow!

by theproofisinthepudding October 23, 2013

cock guzzler

The art of being able to shove and swallow whole cocks (cockerels) down ones mouth within a short time

"Look at that elephant god... He swallowing all those cocks at once... He must be one of those cock guzzlers I told you about"

by curry cums out of my jab end February 24, 2015

Dragondick-gumler

The word to describe the machines that gumels on dragon dick for protein and testosterone.
Only Global Elite niggers are cabable of gumling dragon dick.

Random beta male: Ayo fam, what are you gumling on?
Sigma male: Stfu pussy im a dragondick-gumler while your mom is in my basement

by Dragondickgumler420roflmao November 11, 2021

come guzzler

One who ingests large quantities of seminal fluid

She is a come guzzler

by Kecox January 15, 2014

La Guzzler

Usually referred to a prostitute who does sexual acts which include the usage of glitter and other sparkly materials.

ohhhhhHhhh daaayyuuuummm! I just got the best la guzzler from that chick in the fittingroom!!

by JerseryGurlllLll June 8, 2010

Matthew gray gubler

a yummy hunk of a pipe cleaner who stars in criminal minds.

he's hot btw

"hey is that matthew gray gubler i think i saw him on criminal minds

by gublergramm November 27, 2020

Gubler Flu

Defined and caused by the actor/director/writer Matthew Gray Gubler. Explained by him in his blog.
What is the gubler-flu you ask?
It's a highly contagious bug running rampant in certain parts of the world.
Once bitten,
you will be eager to learn the history of vaudeville,
you will find yourself watching old disney movies,
drinking rootbeer floats,

and carving pumpkins (even though its january),
you may also notice a burning desire to perform magic tricks,

and will most likely grow a thin well manicured mustache (despite your gender).

I have been suffering from Gubler Flu ever since I got hooked on Criminal Minds and Matthew Gray Gubler's Unauthorized Documentary.

Me: Why am I sitting outside carving a pumpkin and drinking rootbeer in January?
Friend: Oh no! Your Gubler Flu is flaring up again!

by Muireled August 14, 2010