Gurch

The man iv always loved and always will love

I had an amazing boyfriend called Gurch

by Ria November 7, 2004

guruchild

Represents a retard on IRC, also can be used as verb.

oh my god he is guruchilding again

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Gurch

An exclamation, typically of frustration. It can be used in many contexts to express a multitude of emotions. Similar to GAH, BAH BAH BLACK SHEEP, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Teacher: 'the essay is due tomorrow'
student: 'oh gurch, i really don't have time for this tonight!'

by hitherepenina November 13, 2013

guursh

popular orc ale, so called because of the noise you make after drinking it.

taken from the Fighting Fantasy gamebook world.

I drank some guursh and then said guursh very loudly.

The orc had drunk so much guursh that when it tried to cleave my skull it ended up hewing off its own leg. (hee hee)

by Andy April 17, 2004

Gurchin

fucking awesome youtuber. absolute hunk. representation of what a man should look like.

"Hey dude have you heard about that Gurchin guy?"
"Yeah he's awesome"

by PixelPit January 19, 2020

Gurch

Verb: Sucking a dick
Sentence: Gay

Verb: “Ayo John wyd” “gurch”
Sentence: “Ayo john what’s your sexuality?”
“Gurch”

by Buggngy August 27, 2022

Guarch

A wet fart that is acidic and can erode underpants

Holy bukkake man! I need to get home, I just guarched

by shanem1996 January 8, 2012