Gutterballs

The state of one who, with their mind in the gutter, unintentionally has given themselves a powerful erection that, upon lack of release and subsequent contraction, shriek in agonizing pain in the state known as "blue balls".

A state of blue balls with an origin rooted in fantasy.

I was thinking about Trish's ass in Calculus and I got the worst Gutterballs I've ever had in my life.

by Sticky Steven June 5, 2018

gutterball

when you stick you ball sack into a girls pussy.

All Ilsa wanted last night was a gutterball from Jimmy.

by justo effe August 19, 2007

Gutterball

When someone feels gutted but in a manner that calls for a ground breaking analogous brainwave

Josie exclaimed "gutterball" in regard that Chris wouldn't make her life a misery that Saturday

by Muffinhead1985 April 21, 2010

Gutterballs

The state one experiences when their mind is roaming, or "in the gutter", which results in a subsequent erection. The lack of release results in Blue Balls, ergo, Gutterballs.

I was thinking about trisha the other day in calc and I got the most painful Gutterballs i've ever had in my life.

by Sticky Steven June 5, 2018

Gutterball

A disappointment or missed opportunity; an effort which leads to complete failure. The term is frequently utilized to infer unconditional defeat, or in describing feelings of resigned, chronic dispair. As in bowling, there can be a prolonged experience of knowing the failure has occurred but take some brief moments to conclude (the ball may roll to the gutter at the top of the lane), and lumber to miss any bowling pins at length.

Manny: ‘What’s with the attitude Moe? You’ve been a regular Mr. Negativity all week’

Moe: ‘Ah Jeez Manny, my life’s one big gutterball’

by Maxbatista May 16, 2019

Gutterball

Sexual act in which male takes testicle and shoves it down a laid down woman or man's butt crack. The laid down woman or man squeezes his/her butt cheeks together with great force. The man performing the act then puts one foot on the laid down woman or man and pulls the testicle all the way down the butt crack and shoves it into the laid down woman or man's anus.

"I gutterballed my wife too hard last night, and now one ball is much lower than the other."

by sandman76 December 4, 2020

gutterball

a bad poker hand

I call, I got the gutterball sweetheart, I’m sorry.

by EvelynKala March 4, 2021