by kellyshawn August 5, 2006
"I accidentally shoved a splintery pencil up my penis-hole while I was jerkin' the gurk."
"I enjoy gurkin' the turk in public."
"I enjoy gurkin' the turk in public."
by DeathMonsterBloodMongerNoWarInIraq! November 22, 2004
1. David and Billy found a gurk on Roblox
2. She my gurk, She just doesn't know it yet!
3. David, Billy, and Quinten from Lagful Paradise founded the word gurk
2. She my gurk, She just doesn't know it yet!
3. David, Billy, and Quinten from Lagful Paradise founded the word gurk
by JeffTheCanadian March 4, 2019
A lame person, who always needs to make their lameness visible and heard which eventually ruins the fun.
A gurk is derived from a Dutch pronunciation of the word ''kurk'' which is the corky part of a Birkenstock's sole.
A gurk is derived from a Dutch pronunciation of the word ''kurk'' which is the corky part of a Birkenstock's sole.
-Lisa ruined our plans again, now we have to change the entire vacation last-minute!
-She is such a gurk!!!
-Johny only talks about his job and how exhausted and busy he is.
-What a gurk!
-She is such a gurk!!!
-Johny only talks about his job and how exhausted and busy he is.
-What a gurk!
by SlonkaThony December 16, 2022
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(GRR-Kah) n. a girly jerk, native to upstate New York. These wild and beautiful creatures can become violent when threatened and are very protective of there territory.
by Libbyskidge2010 October 7, 2010
A word to say when wading through gross mud or upon encountering gross slime on a handrail that you were using.
by SeppukuKnife April 10, 2005