Gunch

Noun. A person who is a grouchy, bitch, cunt.

Anna: "Alice is so mean to us. She's a dirty gunch!"

by Jskstb February 8, 2010

Gunch

A slang term for ejaculatory fluids, particularly sperm.

"What are you having for lunch?"
"Did you just say gunch?"
"Dude, gross."

by SmashBrother4 January 8, 2016

Gunch

To strike, or be stuck in the testicals.

When Timmy piched the baseball at Fred, Fred swung too high and was gunched.

by Stuart Funk November 21, 2007

Gunch

The worst of the worst. The lowest of the low. Absolute scum. Can be replaced with the phrase "Gunch Muncher".

"You're literal gunch, man."
"Shut up, you gunch muncher."

by coldfingers October 17, 2017

Gunch

A penis that is incredibly long, yet very very thin.

Wow, that lad has a proper gunch on him.

by GunchMaster98 February 2, 2019

Gunch

Collective noun- group of lesbians

The gunch were having so much fun!

by Lasagne August 18, 2013

Gunch

aka Guy Lunch; When the guys in the office get together for lunch. Typically at a Sports Bar or Hooters or pretty much anywhere that serves beer and wings.

Clay: Hey, what are you doing for lunch?
Dannon: No plans...gunch?
Clay: Gunch!
Dannon: Let's do it!

by KingD1234 July 21, 2011