gummers

The act of getting oral sex from a young vixen or if your a sick twisted individual, an old lady with no teeth.

I got gummers of that ditch pig in the waffle house parking lot.

by Limey Bastard August 23, 2003

hummer gummer

A blowjob from a woman without teeth.

Grandma gives the best hummer gummers.

by Captain Fantasdick May 2, 2005

Dirty Gummer

To take a gummer of blow with cooking grease on it.

The only surface available for us was a cooking sheet, which happened to be used, so I had to take a dirty gummer.

by Tom ***** March 22, 2008

Wal Mart Gummer

This nasty lady at wal mart who has no teeth and she's old and hits on young men and licks her gums while she macks it to them.

"That gross lady licking her gums wanted you Dave she was a Wal Mart Gummer."

by YUYUYGYGYGUGYUGOOIUGYOGUI July 19, 2007

gumper

Gumper ; Is A person who gumps. which is a person whom will persuade by performing a sexual act, usually fellatio but not limited to, to acquire or gain something they need . Often placed in the same group as puddle sluts, drug whore but really quite different. The main difference is a gumper, trades sexual favors for other things besides drugs or substance, but more focused on trading for other services or granted access to something not normally accessible by the sexual favor giver. Gumpers are not addicts but more often a determined crafty type. Who has no shame using sexual allure to gain what they want. Generally a tactic used by females towards men in power. Who have morality issues.

submitted by LuvH8Luv
inspired by popular pop culture movie.

Forrest Gump when Forrest Gump's mother had sex with a superintendent of school district to grant Forrest Gump access into public school and not a special school for less fortunate.

In the PTA meeting held at the town hall a mob of parents held signs in protest and loud speaker saying "Mrs. Gump had sex with the right person to get her slow handicapped son into our public schools which created a distraction to all other children's learning." when interviewing another angry parent, the parent very frustrated in demeanor said, "She can't just gump the super-intendant for her boy to be placed into schools made for regular kids. She's done this before with parking tickets getting thrown out, to returning opened electronics that she obviously used and damaged. she gets away with everything by her gumper ways and now it seems she is gumping her way into our public school. "

by Luv H8 Luv April 10, 2022

Flippen Gummer

When someone leaves in their false teeth(also known as flippers) and gives someone head

Joe busts a load in 28 seconds because April gave him a flippen gummer because she was to lazy to take out her flippers.

by Moemoelyn December 9, 2016

Grippy Gummers

Oh you know 😉 when they got no teeth on those gums. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United grippy gummers and to the gums for which they grip, one nation under grip, gummy, with grippy gums for all”

“Buddy I like when they have no teeth man, $25 you can get some free head. Those gums on that dick feel so good man. Them raw gums on that dick it just feels so great. For only $25!” - Lil Cumtism on Grippy Gummers

by Willy Wiggur March 17, 2023