About 90 % of those who decide to learn how to play the
guitar; one who loves one's self. Not to be confused with "guitar player"(the real deal). You can differentiate the guitarists from the guitar players in a few ways...
- The guitarist will nod his
head and make smug faces as he
plays his minor pentatonic licks (or any sequence). He
may also jump about and/or perform spinning Tae Kwon Do
kicks whilst playing.
- The guitarist's ulterior motives for playing the guitar
are: Attention, Sex, Money, and
Drugs.
- The guitarist has a propensity to favor quantity over
quality (ex. playing several unnecessary notes), and is
often observed turning his volume up to an obnoxious
level in an attempt to be liked.
- The
music they create is banal dog doo.
Not to be dealt with, period.