HAY GUISE

The sexy way to say hey guys. Also know as hay guyz

a shovel: HAY GUISE WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
others: f4g

a shovel: HAY GUISE LOL
others: noob
a shovel: KTHXBYE
(a shovel quit : kicked)

by a shovel May 14, 2007

gusset monkey

A chav or any other male who is particularly interested in women's underwear, particularly the gusset region.

Mainly men who don't get sex a lot and like the smell of underwear

"Get out of my knicker drawer you gusset monkey"

"He was a right gusset monkey, he couldn't stop sniffing my crotch the dirty unwashed chav"

by Cilla Black July 1, 2006

guidette

A female guido; characteristic for having an absurdely long Italian name, breast implants, and tight clothing. Prominent in New Jersey.

Marvin will do anything to hook up with a guidette.

by Princess August 27, 2003

gusset

part of a womans underwear, which sits just below her pussy.

her gusset was dripping

by prickless June 1, 2006

Gusset Hound

A panty sniffer. An individual that gets off sniffing the gusset of a female’s worn underwear. Akin to an old hound dog sniffing undies.

Often found lurking in communal laundry facilities and public laundry mats. Others may be invited house guests with this unknown fetish that discreetly rummage your laundry basket.

My ex is a gusset hound.

I caught my uncle in my laundry basket. I think he’s a gusset hound.

I make extra money selling my worn panties online. I can’t believe there are so many gusset hounds.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

as dry as a nun's gusset

Phrase to express one's extreme thirst, especially on entering the local tavern or other drinking establishment.

Quick, get me a drink, I'm as dry as a nun's gusset.

by Lonely Pigeon October 19, 2003

guidette

The female counterpart to the guido. Usually moderately attractive, with nice fake titts but in desperate need of a nose job. Her voice and personality are so repulsive that only incredibly desperate white males or other guidos/guidettes will listen to her.
She is a mammoth whore, the only type of woman that a guido won't date rape because he doesnt have to. Usually have anywhere between 3 ad 8 STD's, and the super STD chlapmydia is common among the older or more whorish kind. Some of them look like post-op trannies.

"I totally hooked up with (insert italian name) last night"
"that skanky-ass guidette? She probably gave you the Chlapmidya"

by Gnossos_the_wise April 9, 2006