Guinness

Guinness is an Irish stout beer that has been brewed in the Saint James's Gate Brewery in Dublin, Ireland since 1756. It is a dark coloured beer with a cremey head. Its taste is quite robust and satisfying.

Guinness also started the Guinness Book of Records after an argument in a pub in 1955. It was sold to Gullane Entertainment in 1997 but they kept the name.

Guinness is my personal favourite beer. If you tour the Guinness Brewery in Dublin you get a free pint at the end of the tour. How sweet is that?!

by Matt September 17, 2005

Guinness

The best beer anywhere. Has been around since 1755, proving that the guys at Guinness know their shit about beer. Brilliant taste, not the stuff people call beer in America. Every good Irishman has (or should have) drank at least 1 pint of beer. Thank God Guinness came to America during the Irish potato famine, when many Irish natives came to America. Guinness can sometimes can be mistaken for Diet Coke with ice cubes...

Also had the best slogan ever:
"My Goodness, my Guinness!"

Dude 1: "Hey, you want some Budweiser?"
Dude 2: "No way, dude, Budweiser's for pussies."
Dude 1: "Then what d'you want?"
Dude 2: "Guinness."

by Lil Miss Magic July 03, 2009

guinness

The only beer I like.

Guinness is so great, even though I am a wine and liquor guy, I will drink this stuff!

by Booze hound September 28, 2008

guinness

The drink that inspired the Irish rebellion of 1916. Although that got rid of the English, they've been since coming back to drink it. Turns your shit black! Can also rip the hole of ya on the way out, and may dissolve your bowels! But it's worth it....honest!

Jaysus! I've just shit a black baby elephant after that Guinness last night.

by John David Dickenson January 13, 2004

Guinness

My dog she is black and she is a miniature schnauzer and she loves food. She is five when I post this.

Guinness is the cutest thing I've ever seen

by MemeWolf October 03, 2020

guine

guine means italian person

look at that guine acting gangsta

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

Guinnessing

The act of ejaculating on a females head to make her look like a pint of Guinness

Barrington - Oi fam did you smash that Irish ting last night?
Ramraj - Yeh bruhh, I gave her a proper Guinnessing
Barrington - A what?! :/
Ramraj - You don't know shit!

by Assfinger9000 November 22, 2016