A 'practical joke' that involves lifting the seat of a toilet, and intricately defecating on the front lip of the bowl. You then delicately place the toilet seat on top on the freshly laid nugget, and evacuate the stall.
Ideally, your intended victim will come along to enjoy their peaceful abulution, drop their pants and proceed to sit down.
The result of their bodyweight on the toilet seat will sever a section of turd and eject it like Mary Antoinette's head into the victims awaiting pants.
Everything going to plan, you will have successfully shat in someone's pantaloons while they are wearing them. And probably irrevocably burned any bridges of friendship in the process.
Ideally, your intended victim will come along to enjoy their peaceful abulution, drop their pants and proceed to sit down.
The result of their bodyweight on the toilet seat will sever a section of turd and eject it like Mary Antoinette's head into the victims awaiting pants.
Everything going to plan, you will have successfully shat in someone's pantaloons while they are wearing them. And probably irrevocably burned any bridges of friendship in the process.
Mark laid the guillotine in the camps mess toilet. Now they have taken all the seats away since we clearly can't be trusted.
by C Spiceyweiner June 12, 2018
Get the The guillotine mug.When you have a screen door without a screen, you open the sliding window and attempt to secure it open. This is used if you don't yet have a cat door and want to let your cats in and out freely.
Sometimes the window that you thought was secure can fall, mid jump of the cat, and provide you with two kitties instead.
Disclaimer: This has not happened to our cats, although close calls have occured. This redneck contraption is what we refer to as a kitty guillotine.
Sometimes the window that you thought was secure can fall, mid jump of the cat, and provide you with two kitties instead.
Disclaimer: This has not happened to our cats, although close calls have occured. This redneck contraption is what we refer to as a kitty guillotine.
by Willow n Pusse September 11, 2010
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The fear that one may lose a body part due to any kind of door that is perceived to be closing too quickly. The phrase is said to have originated from 18th century survivors of the French Revolution who passed their remaining days in a kind of post traumatic stress disorder and obsessing about sharp quickly closing things.
"Johnny get your hand back into this elevator, the door is about to close!"
"Mom, it is just an elevator door."
"Yeah that's what you said about the bus door this morning."
"Mom I think you have le guillotine de la porte and the stories you hear are just urban legends."
"Just get your hand out of the door."
"Mom, it is just an elevator door."
"Yeah that's what you said about the bus door this morning."
"Mom I think you have le guillotine de la porte and the stories you hear are just urban legends."
"Just get your hand out of the door."
by Cirdellin December 31, 2009
Get the Le guillotine de la porte mug.A sexual position involving two females and one male participant. The two females spread legs and meet vagina-to-vagina (also known as scissoring) and the male inserts his penis into the center; so named the guillotine because his 'head' gets cutoff by the scissors.
by Joey_330ci July 25, 2010
Get the Guillotine mug.Extreme woman muffin top that you need to lift up when you wanna engage in sexual intercourse with a ginormous rhino of a chick. When that muffin top flops back down after insertion, it basically does to your dick what a guillotine used to do to people's heads.
George: "whatsup dude how's your penis?"
Tom: "Not too good man, last night I fucked this bitch while I was really drunk and she definitely was packin the guillotine"
Tom: "Not too good man, last night I fucked this bitch while I was really drunk and she definitely was packin the guillotine"
by lil bastard December 14, 2010
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by Mr. Skin Flute696969pecansandy March 17, 2009
Get the Guillotine mug.The un-recognised medical condition for people who spend most of their time at work operating old, stiff, heavy paper guillotine cutters. An elbow injury for Office Supplies workers.
X: "can you cut this paper work in half for me?"
Y:"I've already got guillotine elbow from the last job lot you gave me!"
Y:"I've already got guillotine elbow from the last job lot you gave me!"
by Raze Agenda December 9, 2009
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