the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

Towel not included.

It's a book.

by Cellist December 23, 2003

Guiseley High School

Close by to Morrison's. Apparently one of the best schools in Leeds...results wise. Looks like it needs a good knocking down and rebuilding. Full of slags and chavs. Designated smoking area behind the languages block. Teachers are all pathetic wankers or perverts.

Also known for being better than Benton. By miles.

GUISELEY HIGH SCHOOL FTW!

by princessbecca July 29, 2011

the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

the greatest book in the world

by arthur dent June 17, 2003

Guiseley High School

Full of chavs and slags. If you don’t conform to the uniform, you get shot. All the teachers are perverts or dickheads. Smoking area on the Morrison’s steps.

Mr Jones was looking at Katy’s arse yesterday at Guiseley High School.

by vagshdf5qy32 September 13, 2019

guided masturbation

To have someone tell you what to do when you’re touching yourself. They control your movements and direct you on what exactly to do in order to cum.

Jerry and I were having phone sex and we decided to do guided masturbation on me.

by ribbit January 28, 2019

The Complete Guide To Everything

Weekly podcast hosted by Tom and his sidekick Tim.

Or if you are Tim: weekly podcast hosted by Tim and his sidekick Tom

Basically, TCGTE is the funniest podcast you will ever hear.

Topics vary from time travel to dating and everything inbetween.

"Tim- Fucking baby boomers!
Tom- ...ok...so anyway, starbucks..."

Listener-Ah The Complete Guide To Everything, legend .

by iheartbabyboomers. jk im tim! November 21, 2010

Community Guidelines

That really long thing nobody reads but agrees too anyways. See also Content Guidelines.

"I agree to the community guidelines"

by Apple Byter February 21, 2020