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guesting

When you are at a wedding and two guests from the wedding(or people who happen to be there) hook up during the ceremony
In 27 Dresses Kevin and Jane make-out at another girls wedding.

Hannah: So, how was your wedding?
Serena: There was some guesting going on at the same time as my kiss with John. That bitch and her idiot bf ruined my wedding!
by sourpatch900 March 25, 2009
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Gay guessing

Where in the Men's restroom when someone is using the toilet you peek through a crack in the stall and say, " Guess what? I'm gay".
Somebody was gay guessing in the men's room.
by Judge dredd7 September 27, 2012
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fart guessing game

A highly-disgusting (or hugely uproarious, depending on who you talk to, and also depending on whether you're da "performer" or da "audience") round of verbal-and-then-anal "conversation" in da form of a beamingly-playful riddle-type question from Person A, a naive lack-of-ideas response from Person B, and then a loud/voluminous whizzpopper from Person A. Said "dialogue" session is intended to make a big deal about da fact dat Person A had a really great butt-splutter "saved up and ready", so dat said "valuable" colon-burble wouldn't just "go to waste" and not be adequately noticed.
Person A (eagerly, with a big ol' grin): Hey, guess what!!!
Person B (unsuspectingly): What?!
Person A: P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-RRRRRTTTTT!
Person B (disgustedly): Yeah, yeah, yeah --- I mightuh known --- just another fart guessing game, and I fell for it! :P
by QuacksO May 17, 2022
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guesskimo

The wearing of so much winter clothing that it is impossible to determine whether male or female is under that mound of stuff.
I'll bet the next round of drinks on the outcome of that guesskimo that just came in....I'll bet it's female!
by kickserves December 13, 2010
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Gussing

creating a extremely "un-enjoyable" enviroment by asphyxiating ones girlfriend. ie : spending way too much time with her, obsesing, etc.
"Guss" was "gussing" kendra.
by ALKN-4LIFE April 26, 2008
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grossking

the individual at a sales office or sales team that manages to make the unusually large amounts of profit on one transaction or sale..
a member of a sales team makes a sale and is able to recieve twice the amount of profit of the average transaction...he or she would be referred to as the grossking...
by ron hamilton January 13, 2008
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Guessing

I'm not guessing bitch. I'm watching anyone who gives me a chance get taken down in real time. The Tates. Justin Roiland. Anyone who can be linked directly to this? Hit with a bullshit charge. Lose their money or job. I said a guys name and he disappeared from the internet.
Hym "It ain't a guess bitch. No guessing here. I know what you're doing. I know what you're going to do. And you're DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING because YOU... DON'T know what I'M going to do."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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