Guate

What was initially conceived as a simple communication containing the misspelling of the expression "gyatt" - a slang term that denotes a strong emotional reaction to the sight of a voluptuous person, especially one with a large posterior, - inadvertently sparked a radical transformation of the socio-political order of our contemporary human society, necessitating a complete reconstruction of the fundamental principles and values that govern our existence, after an extensive process of natural selection and adaptation that spanned over millions of years of evolutionary history.

d: Guat

m: what?

d: gyatt* my autocorrect

m: jesus came and filled me up with pure holy white happiness, as he and god are figures of true lights, according to alcohol anonymous.

by poorassjack December 16, 2023

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Guat The FREAKNESS

A replacment word that is parent approved to say What the fuck when it says freakness it is like chatness

Sephora : Did you hear abt Jose getting suspened becuase of the fight??

Whitney : NO!! DID SHE WIN ATLEAST??!!

Sephora : NO!!!

Whitney : GUAT THE FREAKNESS

Mom : WHA DID U SAYYYY

Whitney : Guat the freakness?

Mom : Oh alr

by (.)(.) THERE EYES November 02, 2023

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guat-thrusts

n. Repeated exhausting sexual acts involving a Mayan or, in a pinch, any Central American.

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Okay team. Any of you men with some strength left after another ten sprints are going to give me five guat-thrusts if you want to make the Canadian Junior hockey team.

You don't look Mayan.

Quiet Fleury.

by gnostic3 July 05, 2023

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