Guano Apes

this really cool band from germany that nobodies ever heard of.....yeah

by Amanda Hawfitch March 27, 2003

guano crazy

A polite way of saying bat-shit crazy.

(Guano is the polite term for bat feces.)

quoted from Sevastian Winters, Yahoo contributor: 8/18/2011

I generally give Michelle Bachmann the benefit of the doubt, but I still think she is guano crazy.

by hir0 August 23, 2011

Guapo Baller

Also known as BossDon Guapo,
Guapo Makkavel , Guapo Guapo. He is known as the most spectacular and immaculate , all about pussy , money and marijuana ain’t concern in drama Doesn’t hate or envy but still hated by many

The ladies love Guapo Baller.

Who that?Oh that’s Guapo he so guapo he got guap oh.

Every girl got a Guapo Baller story.

by UhurdItherefirst February 16, 2020

Guano Loco

Batshit Insane.

Crazy, in fact probably totally insane.

Acting in the manner of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's sofa or Joaquin Phoenix on the Letterman show.

Hearing voices and imagining things that haven't happened or people saying things that they haven't.

Possibly caused by some recent trauma, however more than likely always present just brought to the surface in times of high emotion.

Person 1: "What's up with that girl talking to herself?"
Person 2: "She's been totally Guano Loco since her boyfriend moved to Greece and dumped her ass"

by Bush Girl September 4, 2009

Guano

literally meaning bat feces, it can be substituted for shit as a much cooler alternative

Holy guano! This place smells like guano!

by Tehpola June 27, 2004

Guano Insane

The polite way to say bat shit or bat shit crazy

teacher: Did you know that most ancient skulls had holes in them
me (student): Well that sounds like bat sh---.... Guano insane

by elnapalm May 2, 2022

Guacoma

The state of sleepines after eating chips and guacamole.

Lea and Britt were in Guacoma all afternoon after eating Mexican...

by B. Hanback August 4, 2008