Guarding 24-7

A Really Ugly Person whose Face Guards his/her Body 24 Hours a Day. Mostly found at Wal-Mart or Bus Stops.
1. Someone that is so Ugly, you have to give the a second look.

"Oh man, that chick is Guarding 24-7"

"That guy is busy Guarding 24-7"

by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010

Guiding the sleigh

to, during a threesome or more, taking the penis from the front while the other stake it from the side

"Lenna, this night. . . you are guiding the sleigh."

"Oh yes, I will, John," says Lenna, with a happy tone.

by Kitty UWU's December 5, 2019

Conference Guarding

Talking to someone outside of the pool while lifeguarding.

The lifeguard was conference guarding with someone standing behind him instead of watching the pool.

by HeroGuard July 30, 2009

turds guarding the outhouse

A corrupt police department.

the police department, has the turds guarding the outhouse.

by [e-mail] August 30, 2010

guarding

The act of imitating a Hollister lifeguard in places you don't typically find lifeguards on duty. Involves holding your hands up to your eyes like binoculars and having friends take a picture of you.

#Guarding

Dude #1:         Hey, hold my phone for a second.

Dude #2:        Sure!

Dude #1:         I need you to take a pic of me guarding in the school library!

by Sam Diego April 5, 2013

guarding the bee

Mr Burn's distractive task given to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's dullest individuals.

Burns made Homer Simpson the Head Bee Guy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003

Edge Guarding

A technique used in any of the Super Smash Brothers games to keep people from getting back onto the stage after being knocked off.

Hanging off the eldge to keep your opponent from jumping back on is a commonly used edge guarding technique.

by Mac70 June 26, 2008