guacamoleculator

An instrument used to puree an avacado.

After opening up Charlie Velottas skull at the autopsy, what the pathologist found resembled something that had been put through a guacamoleculator.

by Dennis Gildea March 10, 2004

Guacamole Nigga Penis

When a man's penis has the texture of Guacamole when wet.

Girl 1: Girl, I can't fuck him. I sucked his dick and he had that Guacamole Nigga Penis.
Girl 2: Eww!!! That's disgusting, period!

by kkillphil December 30, 2018

guacamole nigga penis

skai jackson's trigger words (in that order)

anyone: guacamole nigga penis

skai jackson: BOTH ARE UPCOMING FRESHMEN AT ____ _____ HIGH SCHOOL IN ________, _______. THEY ARE BOTH VERY RACIST AND SAY THE N WORD CONSTANTLY!

by Samee Ray June 22, 2020

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is

Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

by some urban dictionary user November 14, 2020

guacamole

A mexican food made of avocado, tomato, onion, salt and sometimes chile. Usually put over tacos and tostadas.

Man, this guacamole is good!

by Jeda March 25, 2004

Guacamole Nigga Penis

Basically a holy term used by every saint in every believe, every cult or religion.
A term used for someone who downs a glizzy in less than 5 seconds.
If you are refered to as a Guacamole Nigga Penis, you are holy.

-Dude, jared is such a guacamole nigga penis type of dude!
-NOOOO, you cant say that, that's too good of a name to be given to that tranny!
-My bad my nigga.

by wowKostas August 6, 2020

holy guacamole

OH MY GAWD!!!
To be extremly shocked; in shock.

Tonia walked up to Bridget and said "I'm gonna have to repeat the grade!!"

"HOLY GUACAMOLE!!", Bridget exclaimed.

by HOLYGUACAMOLE96 June 3, 2009