grunion

a miniscule amount of a substance (usually marijuana) which is usually bummed from a friend or not obtained at all.

" C'mon Bro , You dont even have a grunion to spot me ?

by Santiago Slim February 3, 2012

Grunion

When a male's member or penis is wider then long. A deformed rarity of sorts that causes odd reactions.

Ibe's grunion made the girl laugh her ass off. This here grunion'll make you squirm bitch.

by Raphael the camel December 26, 2005

grunion

1. Colloquial term for the (mercifully) mostly defunct Grand Union grocery chain.
2. Dick cheese.

You are apt to find some grunion (2) in the Wisconsin aisle of the Grunion (1).

by vmx February 25, 2009

Grunion

The term grunions is used to describe ground bunions. These can be used as jam, glue, and toothpaste. They are most popular with the hooded figures that openly steal babies. The one under the slide in the elementary school playground does not care for them, however.

"Yum, that grunion paste really hit the spot!"

by Rainbowunicornj December 20, 2014

grunion

A foul morning after beer shit. Also associated with cheap liquor.

Man, I drank three 40's of Old English last night. You should've seen the grunion I had this morning! It was foul!

by Jason January 1, 2004

grunion

A grunion is a male who hangs out in a public place-such as a beach or park-and waits for another male so they may engage in sexual activity.

While at the beach, don't let the kids go to the bathroom alone because there may be a grunion in there waiting for man-love.

by J. Morris June 4, 2005

Grunion

Usually a fat male, resembling a greasy onion.

Characteristics of a grunion:
- always sweaty
- red in the face
- unpleasant to the touch
- lacks self awareness

Guy 1: Conor you're such a fucking grunion

Guy 2: Nah m8

Guy 1: Lose some weight before you hug me, man

by grunnery4eva January 25, 2014