ulysses s grant

A Rimjob preformed by The loser of a bet by someone shorter than 5’0” in lieu of paying a Benjamin To the winner.

Little Billy owed me a Benjamin but we Settled on an Ulysses S Grant instead

by Cutthroat LipRipper January 13, 2020

Southwater Grunt

A Southwater Grunt is a Fresh water fish commonly found within the depths of the Great Lake Michigan.

The phrase 'Southwater Grunt!' on the other hand is rhyming slang (usually spoken with emphasis) to describe somebody as a CUNT. The phrase can be narrowed to 'Southwater' if used with the same emphasis.

The phrase has found to be extremely popular with the people of Essex, UK.

"oh and I see that Nick the other day, what a Southwater Grunt!"

by Burnsyboy December 23, 2010

Team Skull Grunt

A person who is more useless than the male nipple.

Ome of the antagonists of pokemon sun/moon/ultra sun/ultra moon. Can be found running in heards.

You're more useless than a Team Skull Grunt, worthless cunt!

by Mr.FurryFaggot April 27, 2019

struggle and grunt

it is cockney rhyming slang for the word cunt

come here you fucking struggle and grunt

by yiddo November 14, 2005

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious

The thirteenth episode of the Simpsons Eighth Season. It has someone named Shary Bobbins, who becomes the Simpson's nanny, after Marge Simpson looses her hair for an unknown reason. the episode is a reference to Marry Poppins, since Shary Bobbins is based on Marry Poppins and the episode title is a spoof based on the word Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

M:Well look at this, the episode Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious is on tonight!

S: Is the episode title a spoof on that word, whatever it is?
M: You mean Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? Yes it is.
S: Great, stupid repeat episode.

by The Simpsons Lover Guy May 15, 2009

shunt and a grunt

The act of going for a pooh. The fact that it will be accompanied by a grunt raises the presumption that this will be a big pooh.

Phew, I'd give it a good 10 minutes before you follow me into the toilet. I've just had a shunt and a grunt.

by very_ape January 22, 2006

grunt, grunt, squeeze

Term used by authoritarians like football coaches or military drill instructors to get you to stop camping out on the shitter.

This ain't no vacation spot! Grunt, grunt, squeeze and get back on the field!

Grunt, grunt, squeeze, privates! And you need to be wiping while you're walking! Left, wipe, left, wipe, left!

by roadrnr78 October 16, 2014