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Grundle Play

The act of getting in the 69 sex position and focusing all of your oral attention on your partners grundle. This act can be preformed by both heterosexual and homosexual couples.
Marc do you want to perform grundle play tonight? It would be a good time since both our grundle's have a musk to them and my asshole is sore from Popa Tuesday.
by Jill Weiss March 21, 2015
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Grandslammed

When you make yourself cum so good that you need to go to a major restaurant chain and buy yourself breakfast .
Wow .. I needed that ..I totally Grandslammed .. See you in an hour I'm starving .
by Saneand71 June 25, 2016
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Grundle

1. The small particulate matter or shake that remains in a stash of marijuana once all of the larger "dank nuggets" are gone.
2. (In male human anatomy) the area between the scrotum or ball sack and anus or butt hole respectively. Also commonly referred to as the taint.
1. Dood grundle is like smoking dust.
2. When I wrecked my bike the seat hit me right in the grundle.
by Sea of turds January 5, 2011
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Peanut Grundle and Jelly

The sandwich resulting from applying copious amounts of peanut butter and jelly to the grundle, followed by wiping said peanut butter and jelly off with two slices of bread and consuming the sandwich.

While no true specifics are required, chunky peanut butter and Smucker's jelly are encouraged.
Thomas dared Ben to eat a peanut grundle and jelly sandwich for $50. Ben was hesitant because it was only $50, to which Thomas replied, "Dude, you get a sandwich too."
by tgbt February 7, 2009
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Grundle

A whole shit pot full. A whole shit load. There is a grundle of things I do not need.
by klitster January 28, 2009
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grundle

The simultaneous occurance of every humanly imagineable bodily function (i.e. ejaculation, weeping, defecation, urination, hemorrhaging, perspiration, sneezing, coughing, drooling), resulting in both severe pain and unparalleled pleasure.
In loving memory of Jacob Anthony McCormick, who deceased this past Monday, December the 6th, 2005 from an unexcpected, fatal grundle. God rest his tormented soul and mutilated body.
by Jordan Henry and Mark Dover December 28, 2005
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lumberjack grandslam

Receiving oral sex and having your mom walk in on you.

As read on Reddit.com
Yo, last night my girlfriend was giving me head, and when my mom walked in, it turned into a lumberjack grandslam!
by foayo December 4, 2013
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