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The Grumps

The state of one's digestive system after a night of drinking lots of beer. It is a prolonged period of beer shits, and is characterized by repeated heavy shits, that take forever to come out, and leave greasy streaks on the bottom of the toilet.
I got hammered last night, and I've had the grumps all morning.
Man, somebody must have the grumps; I can smell it from here, and the toilet is shit-stained.
I had the grumps this morning, and I feel about 5 pounds lighter now.
by Ben203 November 20, 2006
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curling grumps

1- the bad mood you get in when you know you really have to go 'twosies' before you go out/ set off on a long journey/ have anal sex/ do something scary or intimidating, but you just can't quite force it...

2- when you've got to curl one off and there's no stopping it, cos there's a turtle's head issue (thankyou austin powers) during a night out/ a long journey/ anal sex/ doing something scary or intimidating...
1- dad's got curling grumps 'cos he knows mom won't stop the car 3 miles after we set off...

2- george has curling grumps, from the humiliation when he had to dash out of the big meeting.
by chanakra February 3, 2010
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Game Grump

the art of skipping the tutorial in a game you've never played
by LiamTAT July 31, 2018
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grossie grumpkins

The anonymous old man - most likely suffering from some form of dementia - who takes a shit in the sink of public restrooms
Don't go into the bathroom, Bob. It looks like Grossie Grumpkins struck again.
by Betty Wagaman October 15, 2006
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Dropped a Grumpy

Dropped a turd; passed your bowels
The party was raucous. So many stoned people! Somebody even "Dropped a Grumpy" on the bed!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 20, 2022
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Grumpstink

When a person throws themselves into a tantrum of such ferocious proportions that they inadvertently pass wind.
"Dude, Ashton went off the rails so bad last night that she pulled a grumpstink! My flat still hums of it."
by Prof. S May 4, 2010
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rip a grumpy

a soon as i finished my coffee iran to the bathroom to rip a grumpy
by havalaf October 5, 2009
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