groundhogging

Groundhogging, (southern slang) the need to really really have to go the restroom.
While shopping at the mall and not finding the restroom you realize that your at the point where your groundhogging.
by btlh2oguy July 02, 2009
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The Groundhog

When you gotta shit real bad, and the terd comes part way out, see's his shadow, and goes back in the hole.
I had to fight off the groundhog while trying to make it to the can.
by Phil June 01, 2003
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Groundhog

When your finger pops through the toilet paper
Pass me some Lysol wipes under the door. I just had a groundhog
by Gumbypoo June 05, 2016
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Groundhog

Wet willy-ing someone after shoving your finger in your ass.
Ah man, Jillian shoved her finger up her snatch then wet-willied me so I shoved mine up my ass and Groundhogged her
by penispenispenispenispenispenis January 23, 2011
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groundhog

A sexual act: Two partners stand back-to-back with asses touching. One of the people (usually the man) will then shit into the other person's ass (or into a girl's vagina). This is sometimes used for librication. Usually people do not continue shitting in the person's ass (or vagina) until they have an orgasm (although if it's "kinda hard" you could use it as an immitaion dildo), since that would take a lot of shit. It is usually just done as something to try. Named as a joke from the movie "Rat Race" when a woman had to shit and "it was poking out a little pit...like a groundhog". Also sometimes referd to as a gopher.
Guy: Dude, last night I was fucking this girl and I gave her a groundhog. It was funny as hell!
by David Shmoogle February 19, 2006
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groundhog

Similar to groundling but slightly ruder. Someone who can't fly.
I'd like to have started flight school at sixteen but my dad is too much of a groundhog.
by Athene Airheart March 19, 2005
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groundhog dismay

Like in the movie Groundhog Day where you keep reliving the same day over and over except there isn't anything good about it and there is nothing but dismay.
I'm so depressed with this groundhog dismay crap, same old bullshit over and over again and again.
by jpg3 January 03, 2012
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