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Groundhogging

Verb. Jerund. The act of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, then using it to masturbate vaginally or analy. Nasty but different.
I caught my wife Groundhogging in bed this morning after we had Mexican food last night. I could smell the cilantro from the front door.
by Brazerican April 16, 2025
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When you have to shit so bad, the shit keeps poking at ur hole, peeking in and out.
Dude, I hope we make a pitstop quick, I'm over here groundhogging it!
by Buddy Bestie January 1, 2024
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Ground Hogging

a term used for the exact moment when your turd begins to exit your ass but you squeeze your cheeks together to make it go back in, only to find moments later, it starts to sneek back out, much like a ground hog sticking it's head out to look around.
"Damn, where the hell is the bathroom?! I feel like I'm ground hogging!!!"
by Mimi Woodhaven July 7, 2006
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when you have to shit really bad and the shit keeps on sticking its head out like a ground hog in the ground
Dad, stop the car! I have to shit so bad it's groundhogging!
by gHeFaGaSs69 8====> February 23, 2003
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Groundhoggin It: when one has to take a shit and it is trying to sneak out and you force it back up there and it does the same thing again and again until you eventually let nature take its course in the bathroom.
by Matt May 26, 2004
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When you gotta take a shit so bad, you cant squeeze your ass cheeks together or make it "go back up".
Dude, I gotta shit so bad, it's groundhoggin!!
by Airica November 13, 2005
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Ground-hogging

Similar to "prairie-dogging": When a turd leaves it's nest, sees it's shadow, and runs back in. This is a precursor to the "turtle-head", and should not be taken lightly. Short yet expedited steps in the direction of the nearest toilet facility are recommended immediately. A post-evac check of the surrounding areas will signal a possible 6 week extension of gastrointestinal discomfort.
Jay- "dude its like the stage before ... like its not prairie dogging yet...its like right before that."

Greg- "Oh! So its ground-hogging ! It popped out saw its shadow and ran back up in there."
by Klamakazi February 18, 2010
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