The Groundhog

When you gotta shit real bad, and the terd comes part way out, see's his shadow, and goes back in the hole.

I had to fight off the groundhog while trying to make it to the can.

by Phil May 31, 2003

Groundhogging

During sexual intercourse, you witness something so incredibly disgusting that you lose your erection and your penis recedes in towards your body. (Much like how when a groundhog notices his shadow and runs back into his hole.

I was about to start fucking this girl I met at a bar, when I pulled down her pants and noticed she had open sores covering her pussy. It was so disgusting my penis went groundhogging.

by Branden Raczkowski December 10, 2008

Groundhogging

Similar to "prairiedogging", this is when your poop is so large that it comes out, sees its own shadow and goes back into hiding until you can find satisfactory facilities.

Dude, I gotta get out of this bar and find a clean bathroom, I'm groundhogging over here.

by PopeGuss June 22, 2011

Groundhogging

During sexual intercourse, you witness something so incredibly disgusting that you lose your erection and your penis recedes in towards your body. (Much like how when a groundhog notices his shadow and runs back into his hole.

I was just about to bang this hot chick last night when she farted. It was so gross, i lost my erection and my dick went groundhogging.

by thebeanerz December 9, 2008

groundhog

A sexual act: Two partners stand back-to-back with asses touching. One of the people (usually the man) will then shit into the other person's ass (or into a girl's vagina). This is sometimes used for librication. Usually people do not continue shitting in the person's ass (or vagina) until they have an orgasm (although if it's "kinda hard" you could use it as an immitaion dildo), since that would take a lot of shit. It is usually just done as something to try. Named as a joke from the movie "Rat Race" when a woman had to shit and "it was poking out a little pit...like a groundhog". Also sometimes referd to as a gopher.

Guy: Dude, last night I was fucking this girl and I gave her a groundhog. It was funny as hell!

by David Shmoogle April 15, 2006

groundhog

Similar to groundling but slightly ruder. Someone who can't fly.

I'd like to have started flight school at sixteen but my dad is too much of a groundhog.

by Athene Airheart May 13, 2005

groundhog dismay

Like in the movie Groundhog Day where you keep reliving the same day over and over except there isn't anything good about it and there is nothing but dismay.

I'm so depressed with this groundhog dismay crap, same old bullshit over and over again and again.

by jpg3 January 2, 2012