Grotty Botty

To have the shits

Jamie drank so much last night, he's got a grotty botty this morning!

by Twinklebabe February 28, 2009

grotty femme

To be a dirty grotesque femme

Oh yea Ems’ a “grotty femme” her car is filled with old Dunkin Donuts bags.

by MTay333 April 8, 2022

Grotty Hit

A person whom inhales an extremely long single supernatural hit from a blunt or marijuana cigarette (a.k.a joint).
A Grotty Hit is not necessarily a bogart as it is deemed greatly impressive.

Person 1:He's been holding that blunt for 3 minutes!
Person 2:Man, he's still on his first hit, that's a grotty hit right there.

by Mjohnson September 1, 2008

Grotty Na Na

When you perform anal intercourse whilst taking a shit, then you pull the poo covered dick out of the ass and put it in the persons mouth. Therefore performing a Grotty Na Na

“I was going ham with my girl last night when I surpised her with the Grotty Na Na”

by Fun4lyfe October 16, 2017

Dead Grotty

Something or someone who is Grotesque

Wouldn't be seen dead in one of those! that's dead grotty

seen that tart? shes dead grotty

by Jeremy Hillary Boob PHD February 8, 2012

bare grotty soggs

When something is really wet, grotty and soggy.

For example: When it rains at a British festival and everything gets super grotty and soggy - bare grotty soggs

Just fell over in a bare grotty soggs puddle and now I'm bare grotty soggs.

by Arp August 14, 2014

land-so-grotty

Onomatopoeia; Lanzarote, island in the Spanish Canaries located in the Atlantic ocean.

Bob: "I'm off one me hols next week"

Ted: "where you going?"

Bob: "Land-so-grotty" Lanzarote

by catfuckerman July 18, 2011