grogbert

There is no "definition."
It is a username.

This word was created by Piglet the Pollywog on May 17, 2000.

grogbert at hotmail dot com

by The first and original creator of grogbert February 10, 2005

goobertard

An unintelligent being who's only purpose in life is to annoy others.

I work with a bunch of goobertards.

by Bender77 May 13, 2008

Goobertron

A slang term for a stupid or foolish person.

Man, shut the fuck up, you're being a real Goobertron.

by Hdjeidijjrjrjrjruuf December 13, 2018

groober

Slang word deriving from German meaning penis.

Omg thats gross. Put your groober away.

by mc_glow September 30, 2005

gooberdong

The Almighty Admiral Himself Sparky

Holy crap look over there at that man reading a book.....its GOOBERDONG!!!

by shelby cregor May 1, 2008

Goobertitis

The scientific medical diagnosis’s, affecting predominantly the brain. Its a syndrome consisting of several known symptoms. You may call and classify a person as a Goober if they fit 3 or more listed symptoms.
Symptoms are as follows
.Completely Retarded for large periods of time
.Cute as hell(no known reason why or how they do it)
.May dance randomly and
.Likes music from lack of talent singers such as Michael Buble(bub-ble)
.May be anoying i.e. enjoys waking you up, poking you. ect
.clumsy(drops things, puts non refrigerated items in the fridge, has difficulty cooking simple food like ravioli(maybe even cant get into pan)
.cute smile
.very affectionate
.leaves funny voicemails, myspace, or facebook comments.
If you know anyone who has 3 or more of these symptoms you must be advised to promptly call them a Goober and refer them to Ubrandictionary.com for further proof of their ailment.

Shannon-Im gonna do what im gonna do cuz im a man and thats what i say.
ben-wow i saw this disease on Ubrandictionary once, you must have goobertitis

by Ben Fisher September 13, 2008

Gooberford

One who is of such beandiculousness, they are considered, Gooberford.

See beanford.

That beanford is SUCH A GOOBERFORDBEAN! (-Bean can be added to any word to increase gooberness)

by Beanford September 25, 2003